I’m just saying that out loud. Because it’s what I think every time I see a photo of her. And, like, no matter how hard I try to be proud of myself for working out every day and eating responsibly and accept the fact that I am genetically unlikely to ever be 5’9″ and 110 pounds, every time I see a picture of her, specifically, I’m just like, “Dude, that’s what I should look like, if I were pretty.”
Cameron Diaz and Gisele Bunchen. It’s the two of them that I really struggle with. They both manage to look super-thin without looking anorexic or unhealthy. I think if they were both to put on like thirty pounds and keep it on, I’d be happy with my body. I really do just fine in the face of every other celebrity, but those two make me feel sorry for myself.
Here’s Cameron leaving the gym on Thursday, looking very pretty and skinny and effortlessly flawless and just all-around better than me. Sad face.
I think she looks horribly unattractive in that picture. Her hair looks flat and stringy. Her head and face look weird. And she has no curves. Last time I checked, men like women to have some curves and cushy places.
For a second I think… “how can someone look that good leaving the gym?” Then I realize that it’s not hair and makeup. She is just super hot and super skinny, and no matter what she was emerging from (marathon, colonoscopy, making deal with devil), she’s going to look unnaturally gorgeous. It’s all completely unfair.
I have the same thoughts when I see pictures of those two also. And Miranda Kerr. I just want to hook them up to an IV of pizza.
Russian people are big and thick and they don’t seem to mind. It is really rough to try to go against 40,000 of genetics…. You may need the lay- off- the- booze- and -drugs- and- be- happy diet.
Gisele looks like a man
Hmm. I don’t think she’s very pretty. She’s not ugly, but she’s not anything special either – at least not to me.. I feel okay when I look at Diaz. I do know the feeling though, when it comes to other celebs.
I’ve heard she has bad acne, that’s something to hold onto, isn’t it?
yes, she is nice when wearing make up, but she’s a nice woman anyway,
I’ve already seen her, personally, without make up and she looks like a person with skin problems.
Actually I think she may be too thin presently.
You can tell if one is genetically thin when you look at the muscles.
If they are wasted, it means the person is just starving.
Giselle is slim by nature, but many models are not, and you can see that just by looking at their thighs.
She’s pretty, but she’s way to skinny, Beet.
I think Gisele looks like a man.
Cameron is one of those people who are magic in front of a camera, and not so pretty off camera. I mean, she’s pretty off camera, but it is ordinary pretty, with plenty of flaws like normal people.
Diaz is the poster child for ugly.
Beet I’ve never seen you, but if this is what you aspire to look like one day….I don’t want to see you. Not after I eat anyway.
damn her. :P
well I was jealous of the girl from bridge to terabithia for her face.
if it makes you feel better beet ive seen Gisele in person a few times(my godfather is an agent) and irl she is bony skinny. like shes not as stacked as she looks. its just that she rail thin so a tiny bit of meat goes a long way. plus she smokes like mad and smells like it.
YUCK. Not a good look at all.
I bet she is starving all the time unless she takes pills
Ok beet.
Let get real here.
Cameron Diaz is ugly. I know you think she is hot and you were probably right… back in the MASK days. Remember? Its funny how we all seem to forget. She had CURVES. She was probably about 20 pounds heavier then, and she looked GREAT!!!
now she just looks old and skinny. there is nothing worse than being OLD and skinny. It looks gross.
PLUS, if you are eating healthily, going to the gym, your body will naturally become what it is supposed to look like. You will look great because you will look happier and healthier.
Now Gisele Bunchen is ectremely hot. And she doesn’t look as old as Cameron. But a body like that is unnatainable for most people, and even if you DO have a body like that, it would have involved a lot of teenage years being gangly and skinny with a big head. Thats no fun at all.. i am sure you enjoyed your teenagers years being attractive and not gangly.
So in essence, these two people are definitely not the people you should be aspiring to be. You should think about this every time you see them and go.. hey, I look better than them. Because you do. And you know it.
Please don’t aspire to be this ugly and thin. Sorry, she’s not pretty, she can’t act, and she looks dead.
sweetie you don’t have to look like her to be pretty. always remember that:]
I don’t know what you’re seeing here Beet, but this girl is pretty far from what I perceive as being beautiful and healthy. She has absolutely no shape or curves, and she looks hungry. You should love your own body, flaws and all, and stop comparing yourself to anorexic celebrities.
skinny? yes. pretty? no.
She drinks her food nutrition in protein smoothies and snacks on a favorite treat now and then.
It’s all the genetic lottery – she probably can eat almost anything she wants and not gain much at all. There are many women who are not this thin that are very beautiful!
I have to point out that I would not want to put my junk in her junk – she looks withered and wasting away – she even has the dark eye sockets someone gets when they’re starving.
YUCK.
I bet she hasn’t had her period in 6 months.
gumball: check your meds.
she looks good. a healthy slim.
Like many have said, not that pretty… Not Ugly, but not pretty…
And your wrong, she really does look anorexic. being 5’9″ and 110 lbs is not something you should strive to be! I am 5’8″ and my goal weight is between like 140 -160…
Um…since when did you get fat?um…&her face is nono…I’ve seen you and trust me you do NOT want to look like her…
DOWNGRADE!
Beet, you spelled Gisele’s last name wrong! Its Bundchen, not Bunchen =)
i like what everyone is saying here. men like to have something to grab. flaunt what ya got and be grateful for it.
Pretty face but she’s got no ass whatsoever. What holds up her jeans?
I’ve been thinking, and am wondering when Cameron got so skinny. I remember that on the red carpet at the Academy Awards, she was wearing a beautiful soft flesh-tone pink gown, sleeveless I think?, and I noticed little rolls of fat above the top line of her dress, on her sides mostlly, I think. She looked healthy and happy, so what has happened that she ended up skin and bones?
I ran into Cameron Diaz at the Wild Oats in South Beach. If it makes you feel any better, she had horrible acne scars and wasn’t all that skinny…much shorter than I imagined too BUT she was sweet, kinda shy and she was beautiful…despite what others might think from her pictures. She’s just not as perfect as she seems – she’s just like the rest of us.
Can’t compare your insides to anyone else’s outsides! She looks too skinny, so is the Gisele. Part of your appeal Beet is that you’re one of us. The other part is your funny as hell and real!!! They have to have funny stuff WRITTEN for them. Your’s is innate. So there. Oh, and that miserable feeling of being starving, they have that all the time. Eww. Quit beating up on yourself.
re: her chronic acne, from the web (choose your poison):
Don’t bother asking your doctor how to get rid of acne if you smoke a lot of pot, take ecstasy, smoke cigarettes or drink a great deal of alcohol. You might be laughed out of the office. All of these factors stress out the skin and can trigger acne breakouts. Heroin and meth addicts also have extremely thin capillaries in the skin that can be prone to outbreaks
smoking pot causes acne? whattt??? crazy shit-guess i’ve just gotten real lucky so far…. ;)
beet-if you’re going to have your 2, at least make it 2 that are somewhat pretty. & girrrl i’ve seen your pictures, stop being dumb. :)
Ok my body type is similar to Cameron Diaz. I HATE IT! Even Diaz hates it!
Shes always says in interviews that she wishes she was more curvy and had a bigger behind.
Truth is body types like us..we gain more in the upper body or mid section..so in order to have a waist we have to stay fit. Or we will be straight figures with no curves. We rely on our waist and chest for our curves…like most victoria secret models do. Even though we may look good in photos and naked…in clothes we look rail thin and its sooo bad…
I constantly get bashed by bigger girls that im too skinny. It hurts! because deep down i long for curves that i can’t have because of genetics. Also i have high metabolism. When i gain it goes to my thighs and butt LAST! so before it gets their it goes to my love handles..causing me to lose my waist…and my hips like most models are narrow…so when i gain on my waist…i have no curves. So I have to stay fit to have some…. and yet girls bash me for not eating and i eat LOTS… I love food.. so its really not fair. I long for the rounder hips and fuller thighs!!! so be proud of what you have!!
But of course their are the models and girls that are simply not made naturally thin…they are made like you and in order for them to be like us they starve them selfs and become sickly skinny and sick…thats a different story.
A few more things i forgot to mention…the reason why some very slim/skinny celebs are like super skinny and yet have buttt. Is because they wear butt padded underwear ..very few admit to this but Eva longoria did. I mean if you were on red carpet you would do anything for perfection too wouldn’t you?
Another things is don’t assume just by looking at her that she is only 110. For girls that are naturally thin and eat a lot like me. Appearances are very deceiving. Everyone looks at me and thinks I weigh 90 pounds.
I’m 5’3 and I go up and down from 105-110 pounds. I wear size 24-25 jeans which is like a size 1..and in some brands a 0..because they have reduced sizes to make women feel better. 4 yrs ago i was the same height and weight and i was a size 2. My old jeans and my new jeans fit the same and yet my new ones say 0-1 and my old ones said 2-3..depending if i went from 105 or 110.
Im sure cameron is about 120-125 pounds..according to her height. Shes not starving her self…as a person with high metabolism and similar figure i can tell when someone is starving..or just naturally very thin. And Cameron is healthy for her body type. she is simply aging.
A good way to tell..is looking at the face…for my body type..we gain more in the mid section, breast, face and sometimes arms…
same goes for curvy women…who can some how manage to have thick thighs and still hold that tiny waist like beyonce…makes no sense to me…its genetics.
You can tell cameron is healthy because her cheeks are plump and her thighs even though thin and not hippy on the side..they are still rounder..instead of flat.
When a girl is starving..you can tell by if her cheeks are hollow.
Cameron Diaz has an ugly face. Her body is nice, but her face is weird looking and ugly.
Cameron diaz is beautiful and so is gisele. people are just jealous!