If there’s one thing I love, it’s a good old fashioned conspiracy theory, especially when it comes to celebrities. The wackadoo shit that comes out of people’s brains is awe-inspiring (and not really in a good way). Remember the 2013 theory that Beyonce is actually Solange’s mom rather than her sister? And that Tina is Bey’s sister, not her mom? I mean, it was sheer brilliance… not to mention sheer insanity. However, this new conspiracy theory kinda takes the cake. Is Katy Perry really JonBenet Ramsey? Some lunatic thinks so!
From Entertainment Tonight:
In a resurfaced YouTube video from December 2014, a man named Dave Johnson claims that Ramsey is not dead but is in fact pop star Katy Perry. Johnson, who does not show his face in the video, claims the family kept this secret so that Perry could rise to fame.
“All of these people are liars, man,” he says over images of Perry and Ramsey. “Nobody died, nobody got hurt. That sacrifice was in name only, and that was to get something, and that something was to become a star. JonBenet became Katy Perry, and that’s a fact.”
Never mind that Katy is 31 and JonBenet would only be 25 if she was alive today. Never mind that there are tons of pics of Katy Perry from various stages of her life in which she was definitely Katy and not JonBenet. They have similar eyebrows, man!
“You know, the eyebrows don’t change much on a person,” he claims. “You’re born with your eyebrows. They’re very close, very close indeed, aren’t they? … As you know, this whole entertainment industry is just a charade — you really don’t know the truth.”
I… don’t even know what to say about this besides, “Wut?”
Here’s the YouTube video in question you want to feel better about your relative sanity in comparison to these yahoos:
What do you think? You know, besides the fact that this is ridiculous.