Zoe Saldana Says Her Husband Insisted On Taking Her Last Name

Zoe Saldana is basically the worst with everything that ever comes out of her mouth, but whatever. I guess if we didn’t have people who walked around with their heads stuck so far up their own asses, the world would be a boring place. The latest story Zoe felt we needed to hear was about the fact that her husband, Marco Perego, was just so desperate to take HER last name instead of the other way around after they got married.

From InStyle (via Refinery29):

“I tried to talk him out of it,” Zoe told InStyle. “If you use my name, you’re going to be emasculated by your community of artists, by your Latin community of men, by the world.”

But Marco wasn’t having it. 

Instead, the Italian painter and sculptor stood his ground with the cutest response ever: “Ah Zoe, I don’t give a shit.”

Okey doke, whatever. I’m not quite sure what the point of this tale is. That her last name is so good that OBVIOUSLY he would want to take it? That she’s bagged the best man on earth ever because he’s just ~so romantic~ and a real feminist? I just don’t get it.