Taylor Swift’s Relationship With Harry Styles Is Making Calvin Harris Jealous

This is a story straight out of some Livejournal user’s fanfic, but let’s go with it. As you know, Taylor Swift is apparently dating Calvin Harris right now. While Calvin is a grown ass man and doesn’t really need to worry about Taylor ever being unfaithful, since that’s not really her bag, he’s apparently feeling super jealous about Harry Styles, since Taylor told Calvin that she had been occasionally hooking up with him until recently. Say whaaaat?

“He’s not usually the jealous type, but Taylor’s history with Harry has Calvin’s back up big-time, because he knows how charming Harry can be and what an impact he had on Taylor,” the source told OK!

The source added that Taylor “came clean” about the fact she and Harry were still hooking up “until recently” though they split back in 2013, and Calvin “appreciated her honesty.”

However, that’s not stopped the DJ from being a macho man about the whole love triangle, though he’s secretly worried he could be second rate in comparison to the One Direction star.

There’s no doubt he’s threatened,” the insider added. “He’s made Harry aware in no uncertain terms that he needs to stop sniffing around Taylor and to stay the f*** away.”

I mean, this entire story from start to finish is horseshit, but let’s pretend we believe it and talk logically here. I can buy that Calvin Harris would be jealous of Harry Styles, just in like, the grand scheme of the world. Harry’s seen as some sex god/heartthrob, and Calvin is a former fat kid (self-described) who got hot because he had something to prove to the world. In other words, it sure doesn’t come naturally to him. However, when it comes to Taylor, he barely even likes her anyway, so his getting territorial over her seems… eh, a bit unnecessary.

I like Calvin’s music, but I really REALLY am not into him and Taylor as a couple. I hope this one ends quickly so we can move on to Single Taylor status again, since she’s most enjoyable.