Kim Kardashian is like, super fashion conscious you guys, and yet, for someone so into fashion, she doesn’t actually wear clothes a whole lot. She got naked for LOVE magazine, and “broke the Internet” with her shoot for Paper. You’d think that would be enough for now (or, you know, forever), but nay; that is not enough for our dear Kim. She’s gotta get naked again, this time for Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Why? Why do this again? Kim explains, via E!,
If I get pregnant again soon, my body is going to totally transform. So, I’m doing this photo shoot today naked.
I just want to capture my body and have these photos to last forever.
Uh, okay, cannot you not just refer to the bazillions of other photo shoots you’ve done in which you are naked/nearly naked? Do you really need to do this again? Can you not just be honest and say, “It’s for the publicity, I crave the publicity, here’s my naked bod.” I would respect you a million times more if you actually said that. Why am I referring to her as though she’s reading this?
You guys get what I’m saying, right? Like I have no problem with nudity and with women showing off their bods, but I think I’ve just about had it with this woman. I’ve seen it, we’ve all seen it, why do you keep showing us? I just don’t get it.
Catherine, maybe this photo shoot is to help her plastic surgeons get her body back to this stage when it’s time for her to re-up again?? Maybe? ;)
Bitch brings new meaning to the word idiot every time she opens her mouth.
Cc: Lena Dunham
NO MORE NEKKID PONG!
I have never seen anyone more vain or self-absorbed than this troll
It’s not all that great a body.. from the bloated behind: ha ha poopy diapers.. blarg..
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