Jessica Simpson is ~super hot~ now, as is Fifty Shades of Grey (as we’ve already discussed today), so it only makes sense that Jess will have been inspired by the series and decided to get her husband Eric Johnson to dress up as Christian Grey for a weird, vaguely bondage-y photoshoot that she then posted online.
I’m all for whatever gets your rocks off, but like, why did this need to be put on Instagram? That’s nice that you and your husband are super ~erotic~ and in touch with your sexuality, but keep that shit behind closed doors. It’s called your private life. Keep it that way.