Step right up, ladies! Justin Bieber may have been rumoured to be dating Hailey Baldwin, but apparently that’s a load of bologna. In fact, he’s “super single” and ready to mingle with whatever lady lacks enough self-respect to go anywhere near him! Hurrah!
“People are crazy. I’m super single and this is my good friend u would know otherwise.”
I’m not quite sure that’s a sentence that makes any sense in the English language, but what the hell, let’s go with it. “This is my good friend u would know otherwise” it is.
For the record, Hailey also denies that they’re a couple, telling E! News:
“I’ve known him since I was so young – since I was like 13 – and we’ve just been good friends over the years. We have just stayed close and there’s nothing more to it than that.”
I love when celebs claim they’ve been friends since they were kids when it’s clearly they totally weren’t, but whatever. Live your lives, kids. I’m sure Selena Gomez is weeping over her greatest hits album as we speak.