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Hi, Bristol!

September 2, 2008
Evil Beet
Bristol Palin
49 Comments

Ya know, this is the problem with pulling a VP candidate out of thin fucking air. I mean, choosing a chick who touts family values after being the mayor of a town with a population under 10,000 before putting in a year and a half as the governor of a state with less than a million people: her kids don’t know early enough to cover their asses.

You’d better believe Meghan McCain’s been keeping tabs on exactly who’s taking pictures of her doing what and if they’re being tagged on Facebook since she was 12 years old.

Bristol Palin?

Not so forward-thinking.

Not that she had any reason to be.

Who’d’ve thunk she’d be the biggest story in the country at any point in her life?

Hi, Bristol.

Isn’t this fun?

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  • I wouldn’t be surprised if the Republicans end up asking Palin to step down soon so the old man can choose somebody a little better suited, which will ultimately make him look as though he’s a horrible decision maker. Especially after finding out the woman supports Alaska’s secession from the US. The daughter being a whore isn’t really going to be the deal breaker, I’m guessing.

  • Wow…Bristol Palin is just like 99% of the other 17 year olds out there whose pictures are posted all over MySpace and the like. I’m not saying I like or support her mother for Vice President, but for God’s sake…she looks like she’s doing pretty much what everyone else her age is doing (or wishes they were).

  • AlmostChosen, You are delusional.

    I don’t think that this girl being a drunk whore is the big deal (teens will do dumb shit, we all should know this), it’s the hypocrisy of her mother. The issue is the lying, the deceit. This along with “troopergate”, her 27million in earmarks to her podunk town (you know McCain is against earmarks so how smart is it to align yourself with someone who is an earmark whore???) and her so called “No” to the bridge to nowhere (she was for it…flip-flop).

    If you want 4 more years of the same or WORSE…please vote McCain, if you have no desire to do what is right for our nation and our world, please, vote McCain. If you have any patriotism, morals or values, you would never vote for such a hypocritical and pompous ticket. I will canvass for Obama until my feet bleed, I know that he is the only chance we have to get out of this disaster that the Bush administration has left behind.

  • AlmostChosen, You are delusional.

    I don’t think that this girl being a drunk whore is the big deal (teens will do dumb shit, we all should know this), it’s the hypocrisy of her mother. The issue is the lying, the deceit. This along with “troopergate”, her 27million in earmarks to her podunk town (you know McCain is against earmarks so how smart is it to align yourself with someone who is an earmark whore???) and her so called “No” to the bridge to nowhere (she was for it…flip-flop).

    If you want 4 more years of the same or WORSE…please vote McCain, if you have no desire to do what is right for our nation and our world, please, vote McCain. If you have any patriotism, morals or values, you would never vote for such a hypocritical and pompous ticket. I will canvass for Obama until my feet bleed, I know that he is the only chance we have to get out of this disaster that the Bush administration has left behind.

  • Amen Anne. Who the fuck cares about what anyone’s teenager has done? And I don’t think Evil Beet can be one to say a teenagers’ actions show a parents’ family values (tut tut….lol). This just goes to show that teenagers will be teenagers no matter what mom or dad do or say. That’s the thing with human teenagers….. they have this weird thing called a mind and sometimes… most of the time they don’t use it properly. My parents were both christian conservatives and my dad was a cop, mom was a school bus driver. That didn’t have anything to do with me and my brothers actions as teenagers.

  • This girl obviously has mental problems to be dropping out of high school, getting pregnant, drinking like a fish and god knows what else. Her mother should step down and be like a MOTHER.

  • given that most teenagers have a picture like the above, my biggest question is what was Bristol thinking when she did her hair like that in the wine picture?

  • Yeah Anne, Bristol might be like the 99% of 17 year old who post pics all over myspace, but I’m pretty sure most of these 17 year olds aren’t posting pictures of themselves trying to look cool with a bottle of alcohol. I just hope she wasn’t preggers yet in those pics!

  • yay i cant lie
    ive taken tons of pictures with alcohol
    im just smart enough not ot put them on the internet
    your just asking for problems when u do that

  • Leave the poor girl alone!
    I don’t live in the U.S. btw, and I cannot understand why this poor teenager has to be persecuted for behaving like virtually every teenager I’ve ever known.
    Her only mistake is getting caught.
    Lay off her!! Please!

  • Let’s not forget that Obama was just elected into the senate; which was only in session 143 days. Now he’s running for President ????

  • The most offensive thing about these pictures is the fact she is drinking beer out of a can. A can for God’s sake??!!! Oh… it’s guiness…. I guess that’s ok but still……

    kids these days!

  • wow she’s actually acting like a normal 17 yr old girl. SHOCKER. I dont know one 17 year old girl who doesnt drink. please. find a sex tape, then get back to me.

    P.S. they live in freaking ALASKA, what else is there to do but drink. I’d be drunk 24/7!

  • Oh boy. This just keeps getting better and better.

    If the ‘Pubs do win, I can see it being 4 years of smokescreen / PR campaigns. I wouldn’t think that’s a great use of tax money, but hey, after 8 years of doing it for Bush Jr, what’s the difference?

    It’s pretty obvious the genuine choices are Obama or Ralph (Nader) – Yes, there is a third candidate… Who knew??! :)

  • Sorry, that’s not a Guiness…it’s an MGD. That said, who cares about the typical behavior of a teenage girl. Let’s worry about the dubious background of the mother, you know, the one that’s actually on the presidential ticket. The one that belonged to a party that supported Alaskan secession from the U.S. The one that served about 2 years in “big time” politics, if you can even consider Alaska as “big time”. The one who would be a 72 year old heartbeat away from the presidency. Let’s focus more on her and less on her daughter.

  • Trig is hers. And the second baby will be as well. Now, I see her drinking; did she do this when she was pregnant with Trig? so sad. Obama is going to school McCain. These poor babies. Lies, lies. lies. Anyhypicrity, this should be a lesson for all politicians. DO NOT POST THINGS THAT WILL BE SEEN. DO NOT LIE ABOUT SHIT.

  • Mo — Thats because it’s not her. Thats Levi’s sister. Bristols soon to be sister in law, I guess.

  • Wow, she’s just like any other kid out there. At least it’s not drugs! I would be more concerned if she had a bong in her hand. Let’s get serious, I had my oldest at 26, but many of my classmates from school are grandparents. Perfect children scare me (because they’re usually psychotic), moms cover for kids all the time, and kids will be kids.

    Remember, let he who is without sin cast the first stone (while us sinners are too drunk to throw the frickin rock)

  • Bristol Palin sounds like an electronic company or a tampon brand. Haaaa.

    I wonder if she’s knocked up in any of those pictures. Time stamp please?

    Yes I am as amused by this as anyone, but I really hope it doesn’t completely take focus off the what was that again…ELECTION.

  • You can’t compare her to a “normal” teenager. When her mom sides with a party that runs on family values and who courts the religious right then you can’t simply dismiss her behavior as normal.

    It is illegal for her to be drinking under age. She was 16 when she was knocked up. Great Republican family values.

    Maybe if her mom actually raised her instead of pumping out 5 babies and then going back to work 4 days after having them I could believe in her “family values” platform.

    The woman is a glorified school principal. If she was living in any other state that is as far as she would have got in politics.

  • What’s funny is I know almost every single one of these kids, and not a one of them is Bristol! In fact the one where it’s supposedly her and Levi, isn’t even Levi, or her!

    It’s a guy who I went to school with…

  • What is wrong with everyone on this site? Like it is normal for every teenagers to be drinking at 17? Shit like that shows how much our values have changed over the years. I’m all for a good time but hell, take time growing up and learning to appreciate your family and friends instead of confusing a good time with being buzzed. While alcohol was available and I’m not going to lie and pretend I never had a sip, I also never got drunk or posed with a bottle like a douchebag wannabe. Like seriously people go fucking mentor a kid somewhere our country clearly needs it…

  • I’m with anonymous right above. Its fucking idiots like you that this country remains in the degenerate state we’re in. It’s normal for 17 year olds to be drunken whores? Wheres the fucking self respect. My parents were not christian anything (bus drivers or cops) but they did teach me self respect and that wasn’t being a alcoholic hooker. Just like anonymous above, I drank a little in high school but doesn’t mean I’m going to go around parading it like it was an accomplishment. God praise evil beet and God save our future generation with parents like you,

    Beet by the… Keep doing your thing!!!!

  • Ok.. now I am confused is the Palin’s kid or not? Some clarification here please.

    Aside from that, we just need a change in government. Go and vote Democrat in the next election. The Republicans have really just screwed things up with their idea that they have a direct connection to God. They have done nothing for the plight of the little people. It is really time for a change and if the younger people don’t vote they will inherit a really screwed situation when it comes time to worry about all these things. The dollar is not longer worth anything in the world. You can’t afford to drive anywhere. Doesn’t that tell you something?

  • Most people, in their blogs or myspaces/facebooks post pics of themselves doing less than saintly things, and in the same vein live less than saintly lives. Palin shouldn’t be condemned for having a daughter who is by all modern respects ‘normal’, because, out of all those who are slating her, a good proportion of the ones Palin’s age have children who are no doubt doing the same things as Palin’s daughter.

    What she should be laughed outa town for is giving her daughter such a ridiculous name. In the UK, ‘Bristols’ is slang for tits!

  • I’m actually more disturbed that the poor girl is called Bristol. I live in the UK and she would have a miserable life here with that name, not saying Bristol is an ugly city but it isn’t the prettiest. Don’t even get me started with the name Trig? Trig? WTF?!

  • WHO EFFING CARES!! everyone gets drunk underage these days. Everyone has baggage. People cheat, lie, drink, steal, kill, smoke, do drugs… You have a choice and most people have done at least 1 of those options above… But you live you learn you do it differently. I believe that america should quit being hypocrites and trying to vote on the person with less baggage bc sooner or later we will find out that one day they stole something or smoked mary jane… The past is the past.

  • maybe such pictures with teens on alcohol, drugs, cigarettes and stuff are not on my space. but hi5 is full of it. you should check it out.
    on another note, i do not agree with getting pregnant at 17 (condoms, anyone?). however, she’s got the money to have the child and do whatever she wants to do. lucky girl, indeed.(except for the marriage thing. i wouldn’t get married if i was her. and it is really confusing the whole blonde hair thing. i’m not even sure she is bristol palin.

  • IS THIS “GOSSIP” SO BEHIND THAT NO ONE HAS SEEN THE UPDATES THAT THESE PICTURES ARE IN FACT LEVI JOHNSTON’S SISTER **NOT BRISTOL PALIN** THAT WAS ALREADY PUBLISHED BY THE MAGS THAT PUT THESE OUT LAST WEEK. AND SECONDLY, IT DOESN’T EVEN LOOK LIKE BRISTOL. ALL YOU PEOPLE JUMPING THE SLANDER TRAIN ARE SO PATHETICALLY TRYING TO GRASP ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING.

    IF YOU WANT TO SOUND EDUCATED AND ARGUE WITH “CONSERVATIVES” OR “REPUBLICANS” THEN ACTUALLY GET SOMETHING OF SUBSTANCE.