No, no, he’s not the dude that knocked up Bristol Palin.
Think real hard and it’ll come to you.
Still stumped?
He’s that uber-hottie swimmer dude who won a bunch of gold medals at the Olympics — when was it? — last year?
But DID HE KNOCK UP BRISTOL PALIN?
No?
Then I don’t care today!
Anyway, Michael “Heart of Gold, Abs of Steel, Size 14 Penis” Phelps will be donating his $1M bonus (that he earned from Speedo for tying Mark Spitz’s record of seven gold medals) to a foundation he just started.
Appearing on TODAY, Phelps announced that the Michael Phelps Foundation will distribute his prize money to various charitable programs to promote water safety and encourage youth swimming.
“This is a way for me to really help to grow the sport,†Phelps told TODAY co-host Matt Lauer on Tuesday.
Remember, folks, you can catch Size Fourteen Phelps hosting SNL on Sept 13.
Will Bristol Palin be hosting on September 20?
No?
Then I don’t care!
yes Beet
he’s in my vivid memory
and he is keeping his promise
about sponsoring swimming in the US
and mind you, doing more than politicians
who usually don’t keep their promises after being elected
but, you know?
it’s not american football
it’s not baseball
it’s not basketball
it’s swimming, a strange sport
some even find quite easy to do
not a big deal, all those world records are piece of cake to anyone
and people may not be prepared to appreciate the effort
but I hope I am wrong
he deserves it
I don’t like this site anymore.
when will the phelps crush die? when when when??????
I am extremely tired of him as well, but one last comment: I’d swim laps with curly blondie behind Phelps any day. Swim laps on my bed, I mean.
Yeah, I’m tired of hearing/reading about him too. I’m guessing we have another 5 or 6 months before people forget who the hell he is. I get it, he won the Kentucky Derby.. he’s the fastest giant horse ever. Great, now let’s move on.
I still love him too. Hi Beet!
boring guy huh?
but he was quite active at nightime in his short holiday
here in my country
only I’m not telling more than this
Let me guess, he will be employed by this charity. Can you say “method to avoid paying taxes”?
WOW MambaX are you trying to sound stupid or doing it on purpose, a sport some people find easy to do?? I suggest you join even a competitive JUNIOR HIGH level club swim team and swim one of their work outs, and I can assure you that you’ll find it to be quite difficult, and maybe even impossible for you. I respect Michael Phelps and everything he does, because any sport at that level requires an immense physical and mental effort.
hes going to be on snl?
that a little strange considering he cant really speak clearly (no offence)
Heh. He’s had to shut down most of his Facebook due to crazy hormonal teenagers.
alright, im pretty sure that he won 8 medals actually. just saying.
Yeah, after I read about his “donation.” I thought too, it was a way of avoiding the taxes. Whatever, Debbie Phelps proved to be a smart woman. I hope she is in charge of his millions because I don’t wanna see another Mike Tyson! I really like Michael Phelps and think he’s super duper sexy too.
Abot the Portugese girl who says she knows too much about the night life… there were numerous postings online from servers and people, who happened to either serve him at the bars/clubs he went with his friends, and random people, who took pictures with him, and they all said that 1. Mike was socializing with his group and had a great time, not really wild. 2. He never refused a picture with anybody 3. He actually had simple requests from the servers and was a wonderful guest. No complains nothing exciting. Pretty much a normal person wnjoying his time. Now, about the girls in his hotel room in London, that have been cirvculating… I can tell nothing…
Beet, keep posting about him!!!! I love you as much as I love MP!
Swimming is awesome, and good for you, and more people should do it. This makes me happy.
people are not so much different from country to country
at least in the western world
that’s my conclusion after my study
as a plain southern european
living in a small country
posting and reading posts at Evil Beet
for fun
and to develop some coloquial english
thank you so much Asta
I dowloaded the torrents of the Olympics
at the site you mentioned
<3<3<3 Asta
time to go to work now x
how can I forget about this guy??? i mean, he is the best athlete ever and he is so hot…… i love you michael phelps!!!
MambaX, are you talking in riddles? who do you think you are? Who do you think we are Batmen??? Batwomen? LOL! You are a troll. Mike is in my hometown today and I am watiching him while the Oprah’s show is being taped… He’s too far though… ah, so cute and shy! Loukin, Bryant, Dara Torres, everyone is here!
I wish I were Debbie Phelps Says:
September 3rd, 2008 at 9:22 am
Yeah;I am a big troll
really,LOL
just because I can’t stand reading how people make fun out this guy
the way he looks
or the way he talks
or whatever envious or other purposes they mat have
I am a big Internet troll,you got me!
http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/08/30/look-whos-helping-14/#comments
he had a great time here too
good for him
spending a lot of money
and having lots of fun
and everyone liked him too
he went to the pool with one of our politicians
but obviously he had no idea
he should have jumped out instantly
LOL
Apparently Portugal hasn’t discovered punctuation yet.
sorry JR
I’m almost always on call
touch and go
you know
that man is ultimately ugly. off with his head!!
I think that he (Michael Phelps) is so big and strong! He’s like a giant!