Is it 50 Shades of Grey? Fifty Shades of Grey? I prefer the former but I’ve seen the latter a lot lately, so we’re going to switch things up a bit. However you prefer to stylize your numbers, one thing is for certain: that shitty Twilight fanfiction turned hit book series and now soon to be movie has released a new trailer that’s sure to get you ladies as wet as the Sahara down below. Seriously, take a look:
Okay, so let me get this right. Christian Grey is a sexual predator who is basically a total control freak and kind of an asshole, but hey, it’s okay – she likes it. She just never knew she could like it so much. Hurts so good, etc, right? I mean, this is fucking AWFUL. That’s not to say that S&M is awful, or that people can’t have whatever type of relationship they damn well want to have so long as it’s two consenting adults, but like… really? Really with this?
That being said, I will probably be forced to see this garbage, so I’d better try and warm to it now, I suppose.
Seriously? It looks terrible!!! And it’s being released on VALENTINES DAY? Ha!
this will be a bomb of atomic proportions
But WHO is going to watch it? In the theater? On VDay??
If you want lots of gratuitous violence, sex, boobies, butts, and unmatched cinematography, casting, plot, wardrobe, and dialogue, check out Peaky Blinders (2 seasons out on Netflix). season 2 just came out (each season is only 6 episodes long) and i blitzed thru it
overnight. my god it rrrraaaaawked! Why not flog that, undoubtedly superior to this crap?
what the heck