One of the biggest mysteries in life, to me, is why people are so damn corny. For instance, why do grown ass adults – adults who are rich and famous and have far better things to worry about than petty “feuds” with former friends & fellow artists, you would think – waste their time on stupid childhood bullying shit?
Case in point: We all know Katy Perry and Taylor Swift are no longer buddies, but instead of just making sly remarks to each other on Twitter, Katy’s taken it one step further by having her possible boyfriend Diplo tweet out nasty shit about her, like that he was starting a Kickstarter to buy Taylor an ass. Uh… okay, cornball.
Someone should make a kickstarter to get taylor swift a booty
— BABY DADDY (@diplo) November 12, 2014
Get Taylor Swift A Booty https://t.co/RpkB8JExSV
— BABY DADDY (@diplo) November 12, 2014
are taylor swift fans called the swift boat veterans?
— BABY DADDY (@diplo) November 12, 2014
Like, LOL I guess, but you’re a grown ass man. Whether or not Katy put him up to it (and y’all know I am a not-so-closeted KatyCat, so I hate to think this of my Queen), Diplo needs to reevaluate his life and consider the fact that he’s sending bullying tweets to Taylor Swift, whose album has sold more in one week than anything he’s ever worked on will do in his lifetime. While I’m sure Taylor’s not phased by the shade, it’s really pathetic that this is what this dude spends his time on. Not here for it.
Also, cool insult. It’s totally not stupid and fucked up to criticize a woman’s body at all. After all, Taylor Swift exists for your viewing pleasure, and if you want her to have an ass, she should have one! Just please, no one tell him that his girlfriend doesn’t really have one, either… I’ve always thought Diplo was a bit of a dickhead, but now I’m sure of it. BYE.
UPDATE!!!!! Lorde weighs in on Diplo’s “tiny penis”:
@diplo should we do something about your tiny penis while we're at it hm
— Lorde (@lordemusic) November 13, 2014
So Lorde went after his ass and said his wee wee is wee. :))
So is Diplo known outside the club level of B-rated discos? Guess he’s got to become relevant somehow. He must have narrowly avoided having to hook up with Paris Hilton when Katy Perry stopped taking her anti-crazy pills.
There are so many other things to make fun of Taylor swift for, why pick something she’s going to use to victimize herself?
Ohhhhh, so this has NOTHING to do with MegaBlocks? My bad. Totes middle school, Katy is so mean-cheerleader cackling right now
Katie Perry is such a skank.
“Not phased by the shade”? YEA, SURE. Swift is a huge crybaby and uber sensitive about shit people say about her. She’s either gonna write a song about it or lame t to her friends and diary about it for weeks, I bet.
Women and this whole feminist movement online as of late need to relax. “It’s totally not stupid and fucked up to criticize a woman’s body at all. After all, Taylor Swift exists for your viewing pleasure, and if you want her to have an ass, she should have one!”…. Oh please. Who cares. It’s an insult meant to hurt her feelings, that’s all. Doubt this guy really cares about her assets, or lack thereof. People need to grow a thick skin and learn not to give a shit when others attack their looks. It’s not a big deal and annoying as hell that everything is turned into feminist whiney bullcrap.
Write a song about it or complain* to her friends …