Justin Bieber may be beginning to look like a bit of a meth addict, but Selena Gomez just can’t hop off his dick for longer than five minutes, so they’re officially back together and happier (?) than ever. To show what a great boyfriend he is, Justin decided to cook Selena some lunch and post a video of his skills on Instagram, as you do.
Here’s what I want to know: Why is Justin Bieber allowed to handle a knife? I feel like he needs those blunt scissors you give kindergartners that don’t actually cut anything besides construction paper.
Countdown to these two breaking up again. What do you give it, a week? Two? I sure do wish Selena would start loving herself – or at the very least respecting herself.
Is that his normal voice or is he being funny?
He needs to get Selena on the meth. She’s looking a bit chunky.