I don’t have a caption, but I am curious as to why a penis is pointing at her head?
I have no “caption” either because that bag speaks for itself… candy penises which are sweet and sour right next to a pic of her with her mouth wide open from her big grin. that is GREAT!
“Try eating all of these, Selena! You’re not ready yet!”
She should be holding the “guitar instead of the microphone.
“Individual pouches for portion control…bet you can’t eat just one, we all know that I can’t!”
“Practice makes perfect”
some guy at Disney is probably looking for a job right about now-that’s fucking hilarious!
and whoever actually thinks that looks like a guitar!
hahhahaaahaaa-
poor Hannah Montana doesn’t really have a chance here at all-
Love how that one guitar pointing to her head is flesh colored
lol…” open your mouth wide just like me, then roll ur lips over ur teeth, as not to cause any pain”
Whose idea was it to choose pink, limp guitars as candy? Billy Ray Cyrus?
“Sweet & Sour… and Salty, mmmmm.”
“disgruntled disney workers strike again”
this brings me great joy.
“For the Girl on the Go” or “Jonesing for Jonas” *Product enlarged to show detail…..
“Raising a Teen Star” (The Right Way!)
And I throught the wrapper was for *birth* control, not *portion* control …
Makes me wonder who decided to make the guitars flesh colored … and what flavor are those, anyway?
Ewwwwwww.
do they have a filling? That would make them that much better
“You can now have one to suck on like I do”
LOL ! She just needs to turn around…
“18th birthday afterparty video preview.”
This is so sad. Can any one else see that her parents are pimping every square inch of her? Billy Ray has surpassed Huggy Bear.
Melts in her mouth and not in her hand
YOU first.
thats so cool! i would totally buy those! they look good! MILEY FOREVER!
OH MY GAWD>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>..
I”m dying laughing here with my 17 year old daughter……….
Does anyone behind this product see the irony of it allll??
This is hilarious and after a long day teaching school, it’s just the laugh I needed! LOL! Priceless!
Billy Ray must be soooooooooo proud of his little girl.
LOL
LOL
LOL
“Now you can suck just like Miley!!!”
even if she was talented (which she IS NOT)… seriously? candy? friggin CANDY? REALLY creative disney REALLY!
My 7 year-old niece saw those in the store and started giggling (she has a little brother in diapers)
@ Tazmouse
Hahahahaha
“THE RIGHT WAY”
Thanks Beet.. really, thanks
I saw these gummies at the Dollar Tree here in my town!! I walked by and was just like WTF and called my mom over and said look at this! And she just starts laughing..
“Now you can suck just like your favourite DisneyWhore!”
I freaking love this photo.
:)
It isn’t a penis its a guitar DON’T BE DUMB, and these candies are GOOD :) I bought them at the local Dollarama show! and if your maing fun of the Hannah Montana Candies!! well HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL has these candies to so suck it up haters you people are just D-U-M-B-!-! Miley rocks shes my fave SINNNGGGER
chery you are so right i mean come on its just candy its really not that funny!
“while my guitar gently seeps”
dildorific!
Not only are these flesh colored and dildotasic. Um, did anyone notice the individual >portion control< lmao poutches look like condom wrappers????? Ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Everytime my husband and I see those in Walgreens he yells out “honey, why is Hannah Montana selling bags of chewy penis?!?!?”
I don’t have a caption, but I am curious as to why a penis is pointing at her head?
I have no “caption” either because that bag speaks for itself… candy penises which are sweet and sour right next to a pic of her with her mouth wide open from her big grin. that is GREAT!
“Try eating all of these, Selena! You’re not ready yet!”
She should be holding the “guitar instead of the microphone.
“Individual pouches for portion control…bet you can’t eat just one, we all know that I can’t!”
“Practice makes perfect”
some guy at Disney is probably looking for a job right about now-that’s fucking hilarious!
and whoever actually thinks that looks like a guitar!
hahhahaaahaaa-
poor Hannah Montana doesn’t really have a chance here at all-
Love how that one guitar pointing to her head is flesh colored
lol…” open your mouth wide just like me, then roll ur lips over ur teeth, as not to cause any pain”
Whose idea was it to choose pink, limp guitars as candy? Billy Ray Cyrus?
“Sweet & Sour… and Salty, mmmmm.”
“disgruntled disney workers strike again”
this brings me great joy.
“For the Girl on the Go” or “Jonesing for Jonas” *Product enlarged to show detail…..
“Raising a Teen Star” (The Right Way!)
And I throught the wrapper was for *birth* control, not *portion* control …
Makes me wonder who decided to make the guitars flesh colored … and what flavor are those, anyway?
Ewwwwwww.
do they have a filling? That would make them that much better
“You can now have one to suck on like I do”
LOL ! She just needs to turn around…
“18th birthday afterparty video preview.”
This is so sad. Can any one else see that her parents are pimping every square inch of her? Billy Ray has surpassed Huggy Bear.
Melts in her mouth and not in her hand
YOU first.
thats so cool! i would totally buy those! they look good! MILEY FOREVER!
OH MY GAWD>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>..
I”m dying laughing here with my 17 year old daughter……….
Does anyone behind this product see the irony of it allll??
This is hilarious and after a long day teaching school, it’s just the laugh I needed! LOL! Priceless!
Billy Ray must be soooooooooo proud of his little girl.
LOL
LOL
LOL
“Now you can suck just like Miley!!!”
even if she was talented (which she IS NOT)… seriously? candy? friggin CANDY? REALLY creative disney REALLY!
My 7 year-old niece saw those in the store and started giggling (she has a little brother in diapers)
@ Tazmouse
Hahahahaha
“THE RIGHT WAY”
Thanks Beet.. really, thanks
I saw these gummies at the Dollar Tree here in my town!! I walked by and was just like WTF and called my mom over and said look at this! And she just starts laughing..
“Now you can suck just like your favourite DisneyWhore!”
I freaking love this photo.
:)
It isn’t a penis its a guitar DON’T BE DUMB, and these candies are GOOD :) I bought them at the local Dollarama show! and if your maing fun of the Hannah Montana Candies!! well HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL has these candies to so suck it up haters you people are just D-U-M-B-!-! Miley rocks shes my fave SINNNGGGER
chery you are so right i mean come on its just candy its really not that funny!
“while my guitar gently seeps”
dildorific!
Not only are these flesh colored and dildotasic. Um, did anyone notice the individual >portion control< lmao poutches look like condom wrappers????? Ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Everytime my husband and I see those in Walgreens he yells out “honey, why is Hannah Montana selling bags of chewy penis?!?!?”
“Small and tasty – Just like Miley likes them!”
concert candy.
make sweet music in your mouth.