Last night was the awards show that no one cares about, the Teen Choice Awards. It’s crazy because half the winners are people, shows or songs I’ve never even heard of or had no idea kids liked, but life is funny that way, I suppose. The full list of winners is behind the cut, but a few spoilers for you: people REALLY love Shailene Woodley, it seems, as well as everything having to do with The Hunger Games. Also, people seem to love Iggy Azalea and I’m not sure why.
Choice Movie Villain – Donald Sutherland, ‘The Hunger Games: Catching Fire’
Choice Movie Scene Stealer – Nat Wolff, ‘The Fault In Our Stars’
Choice Movie Breakout Star – Ansel Elgort, ‘Divergent’ and ‘The Fault In Our Stars’
Choice Movie Chemistry – Ansel Elgort, Nat Wolff and Shailene Woodley, ‘The Fault In Our Stars‘
Choice Movie Liplock – Shailene Woodley and Ansel Engort, ‘The Fault In Our Stars’
Choice Movie Hissy Fit – Jonah Hill, ’22 Jump Street’
Choice Summer Movie – ’22 Jump Street’
Choice TV Villain – Dylan O’Brien, ‘Teen Wolf’
Choice TV Reality Personality – Male – Adam Levine, ‘The Voice’
Choice TV Female Breakout Star – Sasha Pieterse, ‘Pretty Little Liars’
Choice TV: Male Breakout Star – Brett Dalton, ‘Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D’
Choice TV: Breakout Show – ‘Faking It’
Choice Single Female Artist – ‘Problem’, Ariana Grande feat. Iggy Azalea
Choice Single Male Artist – ‘Sing’, Ed Sheeran
Choice Summer Song – ‘Really Don’t Care’, Demi Lovato feat. Cher Lloyd
Choice Movie: Action – ‘Divergent’
Choice Movie Actress: Action – Shailene Woodley, ‘Divergent’
Choice Movie: Sci-Fi/Fantasy – ‘The Hunger Games: Catching Fire’
Choice Movie Actor: Sci-Fi/Fantasy – Josh Hutcherson, ‘The Hunger Games: Catching Fire’
Choice Movie Actress: Sci-Fi/Fantasy – Jennifer Lawrence, ‘The Hunger Games’ & ‘X-Men: Days of Future Past’
Choice Movie: Drama – ‘The Fault In Our Stars’
Choice Movie Actor: Drama – Ansel Elgort, ‘The Fault In Our Stars’
Choice Movie Actress: Drama – Shailene Woodley, ‘The Fault In Our Stars’
Choice Movie: Comedy – ‘The Other Woman’
Choice Movie Actor: Comedy – Kevin Hart, ‘Ride Along’
Choice Movie Actress: Comedy – Emma Roberts, ‘We’re the Millers’
Choice TV Show: Drama – ‘Pretty Little Liars’
Choice TV Actor: Drama – Ian Harding, ‘Pretty Little Liars’
Choice TV Actress: Drama – Lucy Hale, ‘Pretty Little Liars’
Choice TV Show: Fantasy/Sci-Fi – ‘The Vampire Diaries’
Choice TV Actor: Sci-Fi/Fantasy – Ian Somerhalder, ‘The Vampire Diaries’
Choice TV Actress: Sci-Fi/Fantasy – Nina Dobrev, ‘The Vampire Diaries’
Choice TV Show: Comedy – ‘The Big Bang Theory’
Choice TV Actor: Comedy – Ross Lynch, “Austin & Ally”
Choice TV Actress: Comedy – Lea Michele, ‘Glee’
Choice TV: Reality Competition Show – The Voice
Choice TV: Reality Show – Keeping Up with the Kardashians
Choice Male Artist – Ed Sheeran & Jason Derulo
Choice Female Artist – Ariana Grande
Choice Music Group – One Direction
Choice R&B/Hip-Hop Artist – Iggy Azalea
Choice Rock Group – Imagine Dragons
Choice Male Country Artist – Hunter Hayes
Choice Female Country Artist – Taylor Swift
Choice Country Group – Lady Antebellum
Ah, youth. Why oh why do they choose KUWTK? Why oh why is that the picture (Miley pooping is more relevant and that photo was horrid!) with this article? Also, Lea Michele? Really? Guess taste comes with age LOL!