Lindsay Lohan is basically on permanent vacation, which I sort of don’t understand since she actually tricked someone into giving her a role in a West End play so you would think she would need to be at rehearsals or, you know, doing something. Instead, she’s taking selfies in a bikini so that you’ll all give her as much attention as possible.
It’s pretty great that the shadows here cover all the weird drug bruises, scrapes and cuts she has all over her legs. That’s my favourite part. Here’s the thing, though: all she needs to do to be a beautiful girl is like, you know, stop smoking crack or snorting coke or whatever it is she’s doing. Start being an upstanding human being that’s reliable and dependable and not just full of shit. No selfies needed.