If you didn’t have the damn Popeye tattoos then Brutus would have never popped you in the eye.
well, who beat her?
those arms are not made of muscle
that’s what I figure out of the pic
Now, now, I’m sure there’s a good explanation for this. She fell down the stares! No, no, she walked into a door? WHY IS EVERYONE STARING?
Caption it yourself you lazy hoe!
If this is what happens when you try Paris’ new hair extensions I want no part of it!!!! ;)
Ouch. Looks painful.
Wtf?
“I have GOT to quit partying with my dad!”
hahahhahahahahaaaaaaa
“no one gets between me and my snack crackers, NO ONE.”
Poppa Don’t Preach
Daughter Can’t Duck
This isn’t really a caption; I just love that she kind of styled her hair around the gauze bandage.
I guess I should watch my fucking language
Was it really her fault that she mistook Spencers flesh colored beard for an albino rat and tried to beat it with a hammer and got her ass beat by one of Heidi’s whore shoes??
She should have listened.
Well he only told her once…
lol jinxi!
“I went on a date with TSS last night, and this is his reaction to no sex on the first date”
Weak, TSS. Don’t troll if you’re not gonna try.
“TSS hit me when I stole his Cheeze-Dadz.”
“Kelly Osbourne fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.”
I ummm bleep bleep the bleeping bleepity bleep bleep.
copping a shiner whilst in a drunken stupor then being unceremoniously dumped out of a sleezy club……check!
waking up in the gutter from that very same stupor sporting a very new and very strange tattoo….check!
discovering ,that while you were comatose, some low-life has swiped your last potato chip……well that`s just fuckin wrong!!!!
Daddy said there would be days like this.
you think living with Ozzy all those years she’d learn when to keep her trap shut.
I could not possibly care less about that chick. On the other hand.. ahem, Jennatar, I like your avatar. where from?
I eat because I’m unhappy. I am unhappy because I eat.
Kelly!!! Watch out for the flying……. Too late.
Wait… Lame-E Wino and her impetigo, Kelly O and her shiner…is there a trend emerging here?
If you didn’t have the damn Popeye tattoos then Brutus would have never popped you in the eye.
well, who beat her?
those arms are not made of muscle
that’s what I figure out of the pic
Now, now, I’m sure there’s a good explanation for this. She fell down the stares! No, no, she walked into a door? WHY IS EVERYONE STARING?
Caption it yourself you lazy hoe!
If this is what happens when you try Paris’ new hair extensions I want no part of it!!!! ;)
Ouch. Looks painful.
Wtf?
“I have GOT to quit partying with my dad!”
hahahhahahahahaaaaaaa
“no one gets between me and my snack crackers, NO ONE.”
Poppa Don’t Preach
Daughter Can’t Duck
This isn’t really a caption; I just love that she kind of styled her hair around the gauze bandage.
I guess I should watch my fucking language
Was it really her fault that she mistook Spencers flesh colored beard for an albino rat and tried to beat it with a hammer and got her ass beat by one of Heidi’s whore shoes??
She should have listened.
Well he only told her once…
lol jinxi!
“I went on a date with TSS last night, and this is his reaction to no sex on the first date”
Weak, TSS. Don’t troll if you’re not gonna try.
“TSS hit me when I stole his Cheeze-Dadz.”
“Kelly Osbourne fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.”
I ummm bleep bleep the bleeping bleepity bleep bleep.
copping a shiner whilst in a drunken stupor then being unceremoniously dumped out of a sleezy club……check!
waking up in the gutter from that very same stupor sporting a very new and very strange tattoo….check!
discovering ,that while you were comatose, some low-life has swiped your last potato chip……well that`s just fuckin wrong!!!!
Daddy said there would be days like this.
you think living with Ozzy all those years she’d learn when to keep her trap shut.
I could not possibly care less about that chick. On the other hand.. ahem, Jennatar, I like your avatar. where from?
I eat because I’m unhappy. I am unhappy because I eat.
Kelly!!! Watch out for the flying……. Too late.
Wait… Lame-E Wino and her impetigo, Kelly O and her shiner…is there a trend emerging here?
“Winehouse Osbourne on again off again!”
No Amy! these are Crack-ers, Not CRACK!!!
She lie to her Rabbi again??