Lindsay Lohan has raised enough hell on both coasts of the United States – from Los Angeles to New York, she’s destroyed everything in her path. Now she plans to bring that same… er, joie de vivre (?) to London as she’s planning to buy property there with all of her no money.
From The Sun (via Radar Online):
“Lindsay’s really enjoying being in the U.K. and has told her pals that she’s staying here for good,” an insider says of the six-time rehab alum, who was also recently spotted clubbing at the Cannes Film Festival in France.
The OWN reality star, 27, has reportedly already begun looking for a London home, and is telling pals she thinks a move could revive her flat-lined acting career.
“Lindsay has also started investigating getting acting work in London,” the source says.
Okay, I hate to point out the obvious here, but how in the hell is Lindsay going to pay for a house in London? She couldn’t even pay for one in New York – Oprah bankrolled her apartment in SoHo, so she’s got no chance. Yet another pipe dream, just like the whole “reviving her acting career” thing.
I’m sure some of her partying friends will put her up on their couches for a while, but let’s be honest – this is never going to happen, and if it does, it’s pretty much guaranteed that she’s completely flushed her life down the shitter. She’s already back to her drugging and drinking, so it’s all downhill from here.