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Obama Picks a Running Mate

August 22, 2008
Evil Beet
Barack Obama, Joe Biden
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Obama will be running with Delaware Senator Joe Biden, in order to add the whole “old white dude” touch to his campaign.

In light of Obama’s choice, John McCain has chosen P. Diddy as his running mate.

I’m totally kidding.

But how awesome would that shit be?

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  • I think Biden’s great. He’s a real firecracker, and I will never forget his noun, verb, 9/11 line about Giuliani.

  • I hope he has the guts to use a noun, a verb and POW against McCain Who is starting to use his war record as a shield against any kind of criticism at all. Just remember, there were close to fifty-seven thousand young Americans who returned from Viet Nam in body bags and would have traded places with John McCain in his POW cell in an instant.

  • Chuck, you are 15 different kinds of retarded.

    Joe Biden a lightweight? He is a pitbull and no matter who McCain picks for a running mate, Biden will chew that person up and spit them out.

    Obama ’08

  • AL, will you also never forget his “articulate and bright and clean” line about Obama?

    This couldn’t have possibly been Obama’s first choice. My guess is that his first, second, third, etc. choice turned him down.

  • I don’t get it, this morning on the news they were saying Obama didn’t know enough to be President but that Biden was much more versed in goverment and policy and he would be a great vice president. Why even have Obama?

  • @mimi – Biden about Giuliani: “There’s only three things he mentions in a sentence: a noun, and a verb and 9/11.”

  • Mc Cain chooses Oprah and the democrats implode?
    Obama, we are the ones we have been waiting for.. Pacifier and Biden the I have a higher IQ than you, Plagiarizer! What could go wrong..? USA USA!

    In large measure, his success has been due to his ability as a curbside campaigner. Biden has a reputation for shooting from the hip, as he did when he called President Bush “brain-dead” while campaigning for Sen. John Kerry. Republicans were outraged by his comments, but since Biden had also called former Democratic president Clinton brain-dead, many people dismissed the GOP’s criticism.

    “Joe says what he thinks. He doesn’t say things to be popular. He says what’s on his mind,” said Blaine Breeding, president of the Delaware Young Democrats. “Frankly, I think that’s what we need, someone who will tell you the truth straight out without pulling any punches.” and I was professionally employed to endorse him. Nevertheless ashtrays are flying in the Clinton suite.

  • Enjoy the draft Yanks. McCain says he agrees the draft is needed and the Conservative run media has covered up this (and many other of his Bush-like mistakes).

  • Biden was the only candidate at the outset who had a terrific plan for getting us systematically out of Iraq without simply abandoning its people. I’m pro-Obama, but I’ve always been suspicious of his plan (?) to get us out of Iraq. Obama/Biden 08 all the way.

  • Ohhhh…Crunchy Dunce – you are SUCH an insider. Imagine if all of us mere mortals had access to the “covered up” information like you do! You are a complete poser and the most obvious case of a “wanna be” that ever laid slimy, perspiring fingertips to a keyboard.

  • Snowdevil why aren’t you enlisted if you are such a warmongering conservative? Such a brave armchair warrior you are.

  • wow, what the hell is going on here? first holly is bitchy, then tss is borderline psycho and now dp and snowdevil are arguing. deep cleansing breaths people. namaste.

  • @ TSG: This is obviously a plot set up by Governor Schwartzenhamnegger. Once Obama is elected he’ll prove that he wasn’t born in Hawaii, and then propose a law to let non-US born folk become president. Then, in 2012, IT’S ON.

    AHNOLD FOR PRESIDENT, YO.