Lady Gaga is ridiculous to the point of being a bit farcical at this point – especially since she takes herself so seriously with it all. If she at least knew she was ridiculous and was doing it purposely for fun rather than because she’s an ~artist~ who is so above the rest of the world, she’d be slightly more enjoyable. At this point, however, I just can’t with her.
That’s why it’s not at all surprising – and totally eyeroll-inducing – to know that Gaga goes for hikes with boyfriend Taylor Kinney wearing high heels. As you do.
From Glamour:
GLAMOUR: And if Gaga comes back home with you, what do you guys do with that time?
TK: We’ll hike together. I’m always giving her flak, like, “Babe, you can’t wear your heels when we’re hiking.” We’ve been painting a bunch lately too.
GLAMOUR: What do you paint?
TK: I can’t tell you—I’ll have to leave it up to the imagination. There’s a lot of laughing. I think that’s the basis of a healthy relationship. We laugh a lot.
GLAMOUR: I love that. You guys are under such a spotlight—how do you deal with it?
TK: I have no desire to talk about rumors. But I think we just complement each other. I’m proud of her, and I’d like to believe she’s proud of me. We’re kindred spirits.
It’s nice that they’re happy together and all of that – like I’ve said before, it’d be interesting to see what she’s like in an actual relationship and not with all the bullshit she puts on for the public eye. Still… high heels while hiking? Girl, no.
No need to wonder why she needed hip surgery at such a young age. I can see her when she’s 80. She’ll be wearing those shoes, barely able to walk or she’ll be wearing them in a gold wheelchair pushed by a 20 year old shirtless stud dressed up in Roman attire.