Chrissy Teigen is newly wed to John Legend, and she wants you to know about what she believes is their “award winning” sex. So, wanna know where she and John Legend do it? Ugh. From Cosmopolitan via People:
We were on our way to Thailand to see my parents, flying commercial first-class. We were under a blanket. We weren’t even in one of those pod things. I feel like we should get a trophy for that.
[…] We’re very okay with PDA. When we go to a restaurant, he loves when I wear a dress, so he can do some upper-thigh rubbing.
Ugghgghghgg. That’s so awkward to see in public. This whole interview has me feeling bad for the other people on the plane, in “commercial first-class” — not sure why she felt the need to mention it was “commercial first-class”, but okay.
Also a fan of doing it on airplanes (but solo) is Macklemore, who admitted that he wanks in the airplane toilets.
Have you ever gotten freaky on a plane? Did anyone see you? You probably think they didn’t, but they knew. They knew.
I fucking hate people who get frisky in public. I don’t want to see you getting it on while I’m travelling to see my mum. Keep it to yourself for fuck’s sake, it’s just a few hours. So immature. The worst is, it’s so flagrant, like I can tell you right now everyone around them knew it was happening and were too disgusted to say anything.
There is nothing better than calling someone out for doing shit in public. OMG she’s jerking him off !!! ahaha If it doesn’t embarrass the shit out of them nothing will but at least everyone around them will know what pervs they are.
My ex wanted to have sex in public in downtown Tempe, near ASU. I went along with appearing to help him look for a place, and was so relieved when we didn’t. After we broke up, I discovered a lot of other risky behavior he was into. Thank goodness it was a long-distance relationship, so I didn’t have to put up with that every day in person.