That headline seemed perhaps more sexual than I intended. What I really mean is that Katy Perry got BURNT yesterday – absolutely roasted to a char by Miley Cyrus on Twitter over that whole kiss thing. Basically Katy didn’t like it and basically slut shamed Miley on Australian TV, so Miley went on Twitter and shamed her for being with womanizing sex addicts and it was ON.
I didn’t think Katy would respond to that at all, to be honest, but indeed she did – also on Twitter, as you do. Of course, she played it off like it was one big joke and they’re still BFF, but you KNOW homegirl is fuming at being showed up so publicly and she’s probably ready to fight. Then Miley responded to her and all is well in pseudo-lesbian pop singer world, apparently.
@MileyCyrus Oooo gurrrl I'm gonna give you the BIGGEST spanking when I see you in the UK bb! ????????????
— Katy Perry (@katyperry) March 6, 2014
Dontchyouuuu act like you didn't lurvvvvv it ?????????? @katyperry pic.twitter.com/2nSO6HB26v
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) March 6, 2014
I dunno, I feel like this is a fake make-up and that a) Miley doesn’t give a shit if Katy is mad because she shouldn’t have opened her mouth first and b) Katy is definitely mad. Who knows – will be interesting to see if they can just let this go or if they’re gonna drag it ON AND ON.
When all else fails, bring girl-on-girl spankings into the equation. Those involved can laugh it off, and everyone else gets a boner. I’m still just grossed out. Valtrex, anyone?