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Sarah Jessica Parker might get to bring Carrie Bradshaw back to life AGAIN [Lainey Gossip]

Korn’s Jonathan Davis thinks Obama is an Illuminati Communist Muslim [The Superficial]

Jennifer Aniston doesn’t really “get” selfies [Celebitchy]

Good to see Fergie is back on the scene [I’m Not Obsessed]

Let’s watch Katy Perry perform ‘Dark Horse’ at the BRITs [ICYDK]

Teresa Giudice has stumped to a new low [Celebslam]

Here’s some late night erotica just for you [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

Nina Agdal doesn’t mind if you see her body [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]

The Guardian tried to call Patrick Stewart gay but he got the last laugh [IDLYITW]

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has legs for days [Moe Jackson]

Nicole Scherzinger always looks so flawless [Popoholic]

Christian Bale wrote on his face in support of a cancer patient [The Blemish]

LOL, so there’s now an app to tell you if you’re gay [OMG Blog]

Who is Taylor Swift collaborating with this time? [Socialite Life]

There’s a ’22 Jump Street’ trailer now [PopBytes]

Ellen and Portia de Rossi are still very much in love [The Frisky]

Let’s all celebrate Rihanna’s 26th birthday [theBERRY]

Vanilla Ice and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have been reunited [The Superficial]

Naomi Watts is looking good these days [Lainey Gossip]

Poppy Delevingne needs to watch how she gets out of the car [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]

What’s with Robert Pattinson’s new look? [Celebitchy]

Erin Heatherton did a new photoshoot [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

Ashley Greene has plenty of time to work out [I’m Not Obsessed]

Is Selena Gomez hooking up with Niall from One Direction? [Celebslam]