OMG.
It’s like, if you sat down to write the worst song ever, you probably couldn’t come up with anything even remotely as bad as this.
Heidi’s put out some pretty sub-par material in her quest for success on the charts, but this is a new low. It gives you a whole new appreciation for the brilliant material we see from the likes of Ali Lohan and Ashlee Simpson. I don’t know that I’ve ever heard a worse song in my life. And I’m counting, like, the little ditties my five-year-old cousin makes up about her shoes and her dolls and her boogers. Those songs are better than this one. It’s an aptly named song, in that it makes you want to reach for a needle. Anything to block out the memory of this godawful song. Listen at your own risk.
Heidi is like an old family pet that you adored when she was a puppy, and now want to shoot in the backyard to put her out of her misery. It’s a good thing she has a supportive, loving boyfriend mop up her disaster of a life….OH WAIT…he’s the world’s largest douche bag and could care less about her REAL feelings. Nah, there’s no hope for poor Speidi.
i literally felt nauseous. ugh.
aye, que malo.
i got to about second number 15, and then threw up. i would be really impressed if any one gets past that.
When I was younger my friend had a slideshow program on her computer. Sometimes you could add animated gifs or little midi files and make it a ‘movie’. Usually we would just write things like sex or boobs and then make the computer say it, and occasionally we would use it for very static-y prank phone calls. With all the voice changing stuff they did to her vocals that’s what she comes off sounding like. Like a kid prank calling you using their computer.
Ok, so I got to 45 seconds and my three year old asked me to turn it off! She said it sounded, and I quote, “like sickness”. I just thought I should share that even my three year old daughter thinks Heidi sucks. I am so proud! ::tears of joy::
That’s a good way to describe it too.
Five of the worst songs of the year 2008:
“Shake It” – Metro Station
“Wake Up Call” – Hayden Panettiere
“Overdosin'” – Heidi Montag
“Burnin’ Up” – The Jonas Brothers
“I Kissed A Girl” – Katy Perry
what about that horrific song that tori and dean sing?
Oh, that makes six then. Want to add in four more to make it an even ten?
19 seconds. Feel like my ears are bleedin’.
I feel as though if I had a hot skewer stuck in my pee hole it would have been less painful then the hell that is her voice and the site that is her face!
Tabby – your kid is AWESOME.
It sounds like it was made with a 1980s Casio keyboard. But not in the so cheesy it’s awesome 80s way. In the “dear God please never let me hear this song again” way.
Ugh! I always wonder when I watch American Idol auditions why people let their friends, who very obviously have TERRIBLE voices, make fools of themselves on national television…I also wonder the same thing when I see really large girls in short little tops or shoved into some too tight pants. No good friend should allow that to happen. Clearly, Heidi doesn’t have girl friends who love her or they would tell her how bad this is…but what about her family OR even Spencer for that matter…secretly they must hate her as much as the rest of us :).
Its sad how desperate some people are to remain relevant.
its not bad. come on! if someone like jojo sang it, youd all love it
okay, this song is pretty bad but “fashion” is much MUCH worse!
Heidi is a such a dumb little twat. She has absolutely no self-esteem and thinks the only thing she’s good at is looking Barbie perfect and posing seductively for the camera.
Sad, because I actually think she’s a smart girl who could go really far if she actually realized it.
@ Metallic, I strongly disagree with you..
I kissed a girl… its really good
the lyrics might be kinda retarded but still
the song itself its pretty catchy….
but Oh well!!! thats just me, and that is you
ONE MIND, ONE UNIVERSE,
Au revoir.
i do disagree with metallic about metro station and Jonas brothers and Katy perry
but this song–I’m with you allllllll the wayyyy!
honestly, beet, i thought you were joshing us. i didn’t think it was that bad. i thought you were just doing the drama queen thing we all do sometimes to make our stories sound better than they actually are…
but not.
honestly… it was THAT bad
and if i like the Jonas brothers, Katy perry, and metro station, and i stillllll think it’s that bad, it bad
I lasted exactly 38 seconds.–Then I couldn’t stand to listen anymore. Gross.
I made it to a minute. Then I couldn’t hear anymore on account of the blood clogging my ears.
I Kissed a Girl is pretty catchy, though.
What about that retarded Ali Lohan single that was leaked a little while back? Surely that makes the list also?
It sounds like all the other pop club crap that I hear on Top 40 stations on the rare occassion that I listen to them in other people’s cars. Not extraordinarily bad, but not like it’s any good either. I agree that “Fashion” was a million times worse.
I had no intention of listening to it, Fashion was awful enough. My husband thinks she’s hot and insisted upon hearing it. So I kept it playing until he ran over to the computer and turned it off himself. Around the 1:01 mark was more than enough.
@mhmm: I agree. This song may be bad, but nothing can match the sheer awfulness of “Fashion.”
She would have better luck performing a song about sucking & then gagging to death on my cock when I cum. That at least should be some what more interesting. Try that baby.
I couldn’t get past the slide show of her ever changing bust line. How many surgeries has this girl had? In all most every bikini top or cocktail dress shot they were a different size. BTW,Where can I buy the song? I want to play it at Boot Camp(kidding).
i played this just now and both of my dogs looked at the laptop and then got up and left the room about 20 seconds in! i stayed it out, but oh how i wish i had gone with them.
It’s like a song in a parody movie.
if you listed all the crappy songs of the year you would have to put all of hers , she is pretty bad , o and spencer sucks
Well, how many songs has this Barbie doll made? Not a lot, I hope.
I think the z lister bf is behind this fem-botish sounding & looking trailer trash tune…signed to the label “the maytag/montag appliance record company”
she’s starting to look like Michael Jackson with all the surgeries and why does her voice always sound like she’s bouncing or gargeling water??? Is her singing so bad that it has to be completely computer altered? Not being mean, I’m just asking.
I think it’s okay, So she hasn’t got the best voice i the world, either has Madonna or Britney.
Leave her alone, she is a person with feelings.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVC6T5-Ax9I
The actual music video…hilarious!!!