I was told to inform you that:
Posting on EvilBeet will resume once The Beet has purchased a new laptop. Evidently hers is “completely fucked.”
I believe she’s headed to Best Buy right now – so we should be back in bidness real soon.
Best,
Spiteful Lars
Opening all that porn up is a good way to get your computer infected!
What the hell am I supposed to do until then? Make up witty commentary about celebrities by MYSELF?
Goddammit. This is America. I want my celebrity gossip ten minutes ago.
but in all seriousness – I hope you get a rockin new laptop, Beet! :)
Good looking out Lars…. Love my new lap top! enjoy yours Beet!
i want to know agood girl
it’s Larsie Poo
NNNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!…..
never mind