What In Egyptian Hell is Katy Perry Doing in the ‘Dark Horse’ Video?

Katy Perry is my girl, y’all know that. However, that does not mean she gets a free pass for all fuckery, like the upcoming video for ‘Dark Horse’. It’s a great track from a great album and I’m totally with her weirdness, but what in the hell is this? The preview for this video is a mess – I miss the Craft-inspired theme for this song from the Grammys, at this point.

LOL – Katy-Patra? Girl, what?

I mean, I will listen to this album ’til the cows come home, but I’m really going to avoid this video at all costs.