Well, now everything is news, I suppose. Kylie Jenner went to the hospital yesterday after she was injured while jumping on a trampoline with older sister Khloe Kardashian. Apparently her injury was “painful” (though nonspecific) and of course since nothing really happened if it’s not documented on social media, Kylie took the opportunity to post the selfie above and give us a little explanation:
“in the hospital thanks to @khloekardashian. (Look at her page for the reason why) my mom said ‘never thought I would take u to the doctor for a trampoline accident at this age) this means war Khloe. Ps. It was painful taking this photo.”
Khloe replied soon after with the following photo, claiming it was proof that Kylie did it to herself:
So… those photos make it look like Kylie hurt her back, but she’s holding her nose in the selfie. WHO CAN SOLVE THIS MYSTERY?! In any case, glad she’s okay, I guess.
Why is she holding her nose? It’s a convenient excuse to get a nose job. Case solved!
Done & done! OH famewhores…
P.S. the whole one eye shout-out-to-the-illuminate thing is getting real old.
These bitches have done nothing to get the fame they receive everyday.. Literally, this bitch has done just about as much as I have so maybe you should just start posting about my life, too. I fell the other day walking up my stairs to my bedroom because the automatic light didnt turn on.. I missed a step, to be precise. Do you want a picture of the aftermath?? Should I just send in a picture everyday and you can report it as news? Like what I’m wearing to my cousin’s bday party this weeken or a selfie I took of myself today? I’m sure people will give as much of a shit about my life updates as much as they do for these girls.
It must be hard being the ugly one…
Kylie, not Khloe.