Praise the Lord of the Day: Justin Bieber Got Arrested in Miami This Morning

Justin Bieber went on the run after egging his neighbour’s house to the tune of $20,000 worth of damage and letting his black friend take the heat for his house full of drugs, heading to Colorado to piss on some snow and then on to Miami to drop $75,000 on strippers… and to GET ARRESTED, yesssss! There is indeed a God!

Around 4am this morning, Justin was caught drag racing down a residential street in a Lamborghini, which is illegal on its own. But add to that the fact that he failed a sobriety test and you’ve got your recipe for handcuffs and processing down at central bookings, which is exactly what happened here.

From Fox News:

The police told WSVN the 19-year-old Bieber was arrested Thursday just after 4 a.m.on Pine Tree Drive and 26th Street. According to police, he was driving a Lamborghini.

Officers saw two cars racing at 4:09 a.m. Thursday, with two vehicles apparently used to block the area off, Miami Dade-Police spokesman Sgt. Bobby Hernandez told WSVN in South Florida. He says the second car was a red Ferrari, and that driver was also arrested. Both cars were towed.

The Miami Beach Police Department later tweeted that R&B singer Khalil Sharief was arrested along with Bieber.

Bieber failed a field sobriety test and was taken to the Miami Beach police station for a Breathalyzer and processing, Hernandez said. Bieber will be transported to the Miami-Dade County jail, he added.

For a first DUI offense, there is no minimum sentence and a maximum of six months, a fine of $250 to $500, and 50 hours of community service. For anyone under 21, there is an automatic six-month license suspension.

First offense of a drag-racing offense nets a sentence of up to six months, a fine of $500 to $1,000, and a one-year license suspension.

Now, because he’s rich (and white), he’ll get away with the minimum sentence, no doubt, but I’m pleased that the official start of his criminal record is upon us. This is just the first of MANY arrests this asshole will have, no question. Will he pay for any of his crimes? Probably not – not in any meaningful way – but I seriously wish someone would throw his ass in a cell, right in the main population, even for a week. He wouldn’t survive.

Oh, and more from TMZ about the arrest!

According to the police report, cops approached Bieber’s car and the instantly realized he reeked of alcohol and had bloodshot eyes.  He had a “stupor” look on his face. The police report says Bieber was defiant from the get go, yelling at the cops, “Why the fuck are you doing this?”  He also yelled, “What the fuck did I do? Why did you stop me?”

When the officer tried to perform a routine pat down, Bieber said, “I ain’t got no fucking weapons, why do you have to search me? What the fuck is this about?”

Now the basis for the resisting arrest charge — Before the pat down, as Bieber got out of the car, he “kept going into his pants pocket.” The cop ordered him to put his hands on the vehicle, and Bieber initially complied but soon took his hands off the car, turned and then cussed out the cop.

Fuuuuuuck this kid.