You might recognize this paragon of class as Daisy de la Hoya, from Rock of Love 2. It’s kind of hard to tell it’s her, because her middle finger is covering most of her absurdly Botoxed lips, which are her most recognizable feature. In fact, the lips on her face are almost better covered here than the lips between her legs. She’s just that much of a lady. But I digress.
Rumor has it that Daisy’s been dating rocker Tommy Lee recently, after previously being attached to Dave Navarro.
Meanwhile, Pamela Anderson has struck up a new relationship with a member of Abu Dhabi’s royal family. I wonder if she feels at all threatened by this new relationship. I doubt it.
Isn’t Abu Dhabi where Garfield was always trying to send poor Nermal? Also: that is the one and only thing I know about Abu Dhabi. Yup, that’s it. If someone were like, “Name one thing about Abu Dhabi or I’ll kill you” I would be like “IT WAS WHERE GARFIELD ALWAYS TRIED TO SEND NERMAL!!!” and then if they were like “Okay name one more thing about Abu Dhabi or I’ll still kill you” I’d be like “PAMELA ANDERSON IS REPORTEDLY DATING A MEMBER OF ITS ROYAL FAMILY!” and then if the mean person were like “If you can name a third thing about Abu Dhabi I’ll let you go, otherwise you die” then I would just have to die. Because we would have exhausted the list of things I know about Abu Dhabi.
Anyway.
Pamela should send Daisy to Abu Dhabi.
Nothing says ‘girlfriend material’ like over-botoxed lips, Jack Daniels and a loincloth.
I always say the exact same thing and people always look at me funny… maybe because i then sing the song Garfield would sing while packing up Nirmal…
Abu Dhabi, it’s far away / Abu Dhabi, that’s where you’ll stay / Abu Dhabi, the place to be / For any kitten who’s annoying me, yeah! / Abu Dhabi, it’s off the track / Abu Dhabi, now don’t come back / Abu Dhabi, it’s quite a thrill / For any kitten who can make me ill!
so did anyone else think nermal was a girl??? cause i really felt stupid when one of my friends told me he was a boy…i felt kind of lied to or somethng
This chick is a MESS. She’s like a 12 year old in a stripper’s body.
Pamela Anderson + Royal Family Member = Confusion on my part.
Don’t Royal people have really high standards? And I know nothing of Abu Dhabi, but it sounds Middle Eastern, where most of the men are not known for their tolerance of bleach blonde stripper looking women who are never fully clothed. I could be wrong…
ICK! She has like a wooly mammoth in her drawers.
-wince-
Why would you…I just don’t understand. ICK, ICK, ICK ICK!
First off…..
You don’t “botox” lips, unless they are old and wrinkly. You plump them with an injectable filler.
And she never dated Dave Navarro. They were photographed together while she appeared on his show.
Just more blah blah cluless blather.
You get how many hits? And make how much off this nonsense?
Amazing.
@ So Stupid: Wait, so the celebrity gossip you know is not “nonsense” but Beet’s is? Gimme a break. And don’t read/comment on Beet if you think it’s below you or something…
wow, both she and pam are delicate flowers aren’t they?
@so stupid: if you think beet is so lame then what are doing on this site? if you don’t like it, don’t visit the site. simple really. buh-bye
@so stupid: you clearly don’t enjoy the site. no one is forcing you to stay. why don’t you take your bitterness somewhere else where it will be appreciated? have you considered that by visiting and posting here you are contributing to the income of someone you clearly don’t respect. now that’s so stupid.
btw beet, i would want you to be set free so: abu dhabi is the capital of the UAE, United Arab Emirates and translated means father of gazelle.
Get your own blog and we can mock the shit out of you mercilessly.
@ So Stupid: I love the way people anonymously post biting comments on blogs – oooh, you so brave!!!
Daisy is a SKANK! Just his style of women, i am not surprised at the union at all.
I can’t stand Daisy she looks like a mupet or someting. She is discuting!
Yes, botox is a toxin that paralyzes muscles. Lips are not botoxed. Fine lines and wrinkles in the face are.
I think she looks adorable, except for the overplucked eyebrows. And the coke. But I love Jack Daniels. And trashy blondes.
Abu Dhabi…hmm…has all our money? Or is that Saudi Arabia?
I totally thought Nermal was a girl throughout my childhood.
Rode hard and put away wet.
I thought that was Hilary Duff for a second… now THAT would be hilarious.
(Replying to Adru)
Holy shit, that does look like her!
MEGA LOLZ.
Its about time she did something like this, she hasnt even been to rehab yet.
Sheesh.
omg!!! i just noticed the huge lines of coke in front of her!!! classy indeed. . .
she is hosting some STDs that aren’t even discovered yet. like a human petri dish!
OK come on guys, i would never defend this girl but her lips are not botoxed, they are collagen injected, they take fat from your ass and inject it into your lips. botox is used to paralyze muscle, thus inabling your face to make a certain expressions and the creases involved. point is it gets rid of wrinkles. it doesn’t make lips juicier. that being said, that bitch is nasty trash and she is proud of it and we are giving her exactly what she wants by even talking shit about her.
@ so stupid.. go away, leave beet alone. Why are u wasting your time here anyway? we don’t want to hear from you!
tommy to kids; “hey guys, meet the new whore”.
Wait, when did he and Pam break up — again?
@JustPassingBy,
I was thinking the same thing. Weren’t they just photographed all over each other like, last week??
Don’t hate on “so stupid” for telling the truth. That comment wasn’t that bad! All you Beet lovers are rabid. And so strange to defend someone you don’t even know! Save all the passion for your real life friends. If you have any.
Judging by the comments, it looks like a bunch of 14 year olds. Go do your homework! Or dry hump your pillow.
I come here all the time and frankly, I think it’s just that Beet is not very smart. Or maybe just young and dumb. Hopefully she’ll get there some day. It’s possible to outgrow immaturity.
Peace out babies!
What Ev: I have to defend evil beet on this one; she is NOT stupid, she has her own business writing a celebrity blog, and a fricken hilarious one at that~! If you think she is so stupid why are you coming to her website all the time? Just because she doesn’t know the intricacies of botox just means she doesn’t need it unlike some insecure fugs.
i love daisy tommy is a lucky man
firt pammy now daisy
Have u ever seen Daisy before plastic surgery. Its somewhere on google. She actually to me looks better!
nermal accualy looks like a girl and by the way i think that eveyone would do daisy