Interviewers never ask the right questions.
Some jackass from the Calgary Herald actually got Dave Coulier talking about his relationship with Alanis Morissette — and didn’t even ask him how the oral sex in the movie theater was!
That’s the only thing people want to know!
Here’s what she did get out of him:
Yes, Coulier dated Alanis Morissette and it looks like she talked about their breakup in her bitter song You Oughta Know. Coulier was driving when he first heard it. “I said, ‘Wow, this girl is angry.’ And then I said, ‘Oh man, I think it’s Alanis.’ . . . I listened to the song over and over again, and I said, ‘I think I have really hurt this person.’ I tried to contact her and I finally got a hold of her. And at the same time, the press was calling and saying, ‘You want to comment on this song?’ I called her and I said, ‘Hi. Uh, what do you want me to say?’ And she said, ‘You can say whatever you want.’ We saw each other and hung out for an entire day. And it was beautiful. It was one of those things where it was kind of like, ‘We’re good.’ “
I still can’t get over the fact that Alanis dated Uncle Joey.
Anyway.
Dave claims he still plays golf with the Olsen twins’ father. “I still play golf with Mary Kate and Ashley’s dad, Dave Olsen. It is amazing to see where they’ve gone in their lives. . . . Every time I see them it’s like, ‘My kids!'”
Heh. I’m sure I’ve told this story on this blog before, but it bears repeating. Dave used to do (maybe still does?) stand-up in LA fairly often. He did a set at a comedy club in LA one night, and afterwards he hit up Sangria, the bar across the street, where I just happened to be drinking heavily. Someone pointed him out to me, and I was like “Oh my God!” and then I ran right up to him and screamed in his face: “Uncle Joey!!!!” He looked me up and down and was like “Mary-Kate? Is that you?” Now, I’m sure he uses this line on blonde chicks in clubs all the time, but I thought it was freakin’ hilarious. (Did I mention I was drunk?)
So… how was sex with Uncle Joey, Beet?
UNCLE JOEY!!!!! I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOOOVVVEEEDDD HIM!!!! He did the funniest voices EVER and totally cracked me up when I was a kid. Oh gosh, it’s so good to see him again.
Oh my, he has such a gorgeous face. He looks like he is a really nice person….. sigh……
Okay, well, I’m NOT drunk (it’s only 7:30 am here and I’m drinking coffee) but I think that story is pretty hilarious too.
I can’t get over the fact that he is 14 years older than her… and they dated when she was 20 or so…eww.
Not to be the bearer of bad news but… Joey was just Joey. Not Uncle. Jesse was the uncle- having been the brother of Danny’s dead wife. Joey was simply Danny’s best friend from grade school. But it was super kind of him not to point that out to you. Whew! What an embarassment that would’ve been! ;)
He’s not bad looking…
Does she speak eloquently? And would she have your baby? I’m sure she’d make a really excellent mother!
alanis has gained alot of weight. i’m not sure she’d fit in the theatre seats that easily anymore.
so, i’m sure you’ve seen night at the roxbury. . .
EMILIOOOOOOOOOooooo!!!
this sort of messed up the song for me….
They are both messed up.
Coulier met Alanis when she was sixteen and they started dating.
creepy? YEAH.
At least it wasn’t Bob Saget. That would make me throw up in my mouth.