The Jonas Brothers broke up. We saw this coming after they cancelled their tour. Gosh, it’s so very sad. Here’s what an ~~exclusive source~~ told E! News via E Online:
There are no personal issues. They just all wanted different things. They love each other. They always will.
To quote Chandler Bing, this is a “dear diary” moment! Joe Jonas told People that it was “unanimous.” Yeah, and not just for the guys in the band.
Guess while they were “getting their shit together” their shit said, “It’s time to end this.” And Brothers Jonas said, “You’re right, Shit. You’re absolutely right.”
Here’s some music to set the mood. Goodnight, sweet princes.
Thank God. Fuck Disney.