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Madonna has a serious texting problem [The Superficial]

Chris Martin, Jay-Z and Timbaland are just so down to earth *eyeroll* [Amy Grindhouse]

I’ve tried to stay on board with Kate Nash but I just cant [PopBytes]

Ginnifer Goodwin apparently has a magical crotch [OMG Blog]

Tom Hiddleston + Christmas = Hiddlemas [Lainey Gossip]

Just how many drugs is Paz de la Huerta actually on? [Celebslam]

Someone looked under Ariana Grande’s skirt [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

Jimmy Kimmel has easily won the “Biggest Jackass” award [Fishwrapper]

Kim Kardashian is back to her skin-tight self [Celebitchy]

Let’s all never forget Ryan Lochte, okay? [theBERRY]

Uh, did you know Gisele Bundchen has a twin? [The Frisky]

The ‘Glee’ cast are apparently big Jared Leto fans [Socialite Life]

Jennifer Hudson is a liar, claims she’s never had a drink in her life [ICYDK]

Kate Hudson maybe needs a better bra with some padding [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]

Matthew McConaughey’s wife has ass for days [Moe Jackson]

Rooney Mara is still scowling, in case you were curious [Bohomoth]

Were Lea Michele and Cory Monteith never actually a couple? [Celebzter]

Do you care about Chrissy Teigen and Brooklyn Decker? [The Superficial]

Sienna Miller still wants you to think she’s really hot [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

Kris & Bruce Jenner told their kids about their separation on camera [Amy Grindhouse]

I’m sorry, but Benedict Cumberbatch looks like a Muppet, Jim Henson style [Lainey Gossip]

Miley Cyrus got called out by a little person [Celebitchy]

Lindsay Lohan is even too unreliable for porn [IDLYITW]