Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Spider-Man 3!

It’s the world premiere and I’ve got the pictures to prove it.

First up, My girl, Kirsten Dunst. Sigh. For some odd reason I just adore her.. I know others don’t share my sentiments but they don’t know her like I do.

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4 more pics after the break you cretins!

Okay, I’ll admit she has an odd smile. And here we get two versions of it!

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Who the hell cares about Aunt May?
“Man, how was Spidey-3??”
“Awesome, I saw Aunt May!”
“Whoooooooooooooo!” (sound of crack being cooked up)

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And then there was Topher. Am I supposed to say he looks good? I think he does. I like the suit. Someone with style can feel free to weigh in at any point.

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Finally, I’m legally obligated to include Spidey himself, Tobey Maguire, a gent who has brought being awkward and tiny back. This is good news for guykind, it saves us time at the gym and social adeptness.

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Also, I think they played the movie and it taught us that the good guy wins so long as he wears something lycra.

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