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Amy Winehouse Hospitalized for Reaction to Medication

Amy Winehouse was hospitalized in London on Monday night for what her reps are calling a “reaction to medication.”

And you know what?

I believe it!

If you have a medical background, you’ll know that it’s actually not at all uncommon for people to have a reaction of some kind after self-medicating with crack-cocaine.

“Doctors have advised that she will be kept under observation overnight and is likely to be released tomorrow,” her reps said in a statement.

Sigh.

Get better, Amy.

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  • Yes, because she’s so sensitive to drugs. Poor unwashed thing. You know her parents will cry the loudest when she dies, as they think they are hitting the lottery, but Blaaaaaake will inherit everything, and the poor souls will spend the next 10 years selling their sad story from their home on Ibiza. Nobody cares about her, not family, not friends. She’s going to be dropped by her label soon and die. Sad.

  • Maybe it was a bad reaction to soap? It amazes me that people who have everything going will fuck it up for drugs.

  • And the doctor said, No crushing then pipe smoking it with your skunk, nor is this one to be used as a creamy fruity sweetner in your coffee, nor is it ‘all’ a time released patch.. just pull back the foil and pop the stated dose out of the plastic first, you ninny!

  • Is anyone else seriously creeped out by the fact that her feet are bigger than her legs? I am scared here, people.

  • Humm… Yes I’m sure she if suffering from a combination of acute HOBBITitis and Fred Fllintstone (type B) syndrome… and the side effects are pretty tragic. But there is hope Ms. Winewhore I mean Winehouse take 3 baths (make sure to scrubb your girly parts) and wash your damn hair. The small tribe of rodents living atop your skank hive won’t like it, but the rest of uswud sure thank you for it!!!

  • Haha, please just look at the photo.
    I can just picture her screaming “BLOODY GOD”.
    Only because I have an asshole fuctard idiot living in my house who was addicted to cocaine and now perscription drugs and had the same thing happen to him. But secretly, I was hoping he’d die, but Amy can’t die. I like her!

  • OK it’s tragic Amy don’t die please get help….What I’m trying to figure out is, what’s that black thing on top of (and slightly behind) her head? Is that a prosthetic beehive? Is she upset because it’s falling off?

  • I have special potion in my cum that will ‘cure’ all her troubles and problems. She just needs a dose as fast as the magic straw is available.