Whaaaaaaat? Stop the presses. The world is coming to a screeching halt because apparently the world’s most eligible bachelor (and the richest one), 53-year-old Simon Cowell, is expecting a baby with New York socialite Lauren Silverman. His camp hasn’t confirmed these reports yet, but even his 87-year-old mother is talking the the press about it, so I guess this is happening.
From The Sun:
“I’ve not heard anything officially. But if it’s true then I’m absolutely delighted.
“It’s wonderful! He’ll make a fantastic father. He’ll be great.”
Oh, dear. According to that article, Lauren Silverman is his good friend’s girl, so there’s a shocker. Simon is always really good with kids so in a way, I can kind of see him being a really great father, if this is true. In another way, I’m kinda freaked out. What’s the world coming to when Simon Cowell has a baby?
Here’s what comedian David Walliams and his ex-girlfriend Sinitta tweeted (of course) about the news. You probably won’t know who those people are unless you’re English, but just go with it:
For the record @SimonCowell and I tried to have a baby together for many years. But I just couldn't get pregnant.
— David Walliams (@davidwalliams) July 31, 2013
Something has just happened ..half miracle, half nightmare! #WakeMeUpIWantToGetOff!!
— Sinitta (@sinittaofficial) July 29, 2013
that HAIR! :o
David Walliams is the shit. Love that guy.
How tragic. She ‘accidentally’ got knocked up. That makes my right eyebrow lift way up and quiver to utter those words. Gold digger. Hate to be so judgmental, but I’m a woman and I would never want to get pregnant by a confirmed serial bachelor who never, ever wanted any children in the first place.
Why is everyone talking about the fact he MAY soon be a father but ignoring the fact he slept with his FRIEND’S wife/gf?