Jessica Simpson, after what felt like a year-long pregnancy, gave birth a baby boy. He was then promptly named Ace Knute Johnson, according to TMZ. Man, that kid is gonna be such a good race car driver.
The baby’s father is Eric Johnson. They have 1 previous child together, a daughter named Maxwell.
I made a congratulations card for Ms. Simpson. Here it is:
I worked at least 2 minutes on this.