Exactly how big of a douchebag is Jonah Hill? [The Superficial]
Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling are still together, much to your dismay [Lainey Gossip]
Jenny Mollen, whoever that is, doesn’t mind going see-through [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]
Is Snooki really going to be your new thinspiration? [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]
Oh snap, Blake Lively has Ryan Reynolds whipped [Celebitchy]
Sarah Jessica Parker makes an alright flapper [ICYDK]
Julia Roberts is still alive, still looking pretty great [Amy Grindhouse]
Try not to vomit, but Gwyneth Paltrow‘s giving a strip tease [Bohomoth]
Poor Bruce Jenner got run out of his own house by Kim’s baby [I’m Not Obsessed]
Does anyone know what in the hell is going on with Rihanna‘s fashion sense? [IDLYITW]
Hey, look – it’s a gallery of celebrity bikini bodies! [theBERRY]
Breaking news: Miley Cyrus won’t put her butt away [The Superficial]
Emma Watson is calling out Paris Hilton because she’s bored, I guess [Lainey Gossip]
I guess Aaron Hernandez thinks he’s some kind of gangster [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]
Johnny Depp played Tonto in order to “right some wrongs” [Celebitchy]
Heidi Klum wins the novelty t-shirt game, for sure [Celebslam]
Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton are drinking their marriage away [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
Tyson Beckford is still modeling underwear, if you’re into that [Starpulse]