Chris Brown Keeps F-cking Up

Chris Brown, aside from the fact that he’s Chris Brown, has been running to a lot of problems lately. There’s the woman who alleged he beat her up, and now there’s the woman who alleged Brown pulled a hit and run. Remember when Brown hit a woman (with his car)? She’s claiming he gave her fake info when they pulled over. TMZ has the whole Chris Brown-y story.

Chris Brown has been charged with criminal hit-and-run … TMZ has learned.

We’ve learned the L.A. City Attorney has filed 2 criminal charges against Brown, in connection with a minor accident last month where Chris rear-ended a Mercedes and allegedly refused to fork over his driver’s license number and gave bogus insurance info and then left the scene.

The City Attorney has charged Chris with hit-and-run — for leaving the scene without exchanging proper information.  He’s also been charged with the crime of driving without a valid license.  The crimes are punishable by a maximum of 6 months in jail for each offense.

We’ve also learned the City Attorney will refer the matter to the L.A. County D.A. for a possible probation violation in the Rihanna beating case.  Worst case scenario — if the judge in that case concludes Chris broke the law and thereby violated his probation, he could be sentenced to prison for 4 years.

Brown tweeted about the ordeal.

Um…mark this shit on your calendars, because this is the first time I am going to agree with Chris Brown: if, in fact, he is telling the truth, then this is ridiculous. Were it any other celeb, I would be calling malarkey. But because it’s CB, and because he is a liar who f-cking sucks, I automatically give any one else the benefit of the doubt. But with this latest accusation and now this thing…guys…I don’t know. I still think Chris Brown is THE WORST, but maybe he didn’t f-ck this one up.

What do you think?

Let me make this clear: he still f-cking sucks, no matter what.