Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for a sweet Evil Beet t-shirt. Remember guys, you have to climb the mountain to see the view. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.
As for last week’s Vince Vaughn photo, it was slim pickings this week, here’s the winner below.
Winner: Julie with: “That guy just slapped my vagina! I’m suing!”
There’s no runner-up this week, you guys are slacking. This week is your chance to redeem yourselves, so come on guys, get captioning on this week’s photo!
Do my balls hang low – do they wobble to and fro – can you tie ’em in a knot – can you tie ’em in a…..OH! You wanted me to KICK the ball. Oops!
The on field re enactment of “after earth” is not going as well as Will hoped.
“OK…..so I flip Alfonso Ribiero over like this so I can bu…….OH! You want me to kick the ball?”
“Ok guys, so this is how I reach around to hold Jada’s cock and balls when I do her from be……..oh!, you said KICK the ball”
Upon seeing all the large Cocks behind him, Will Smith immediately went into his West Philly mating ritual hopping to secure a mate.
What was it that Jackie Chan taught you in that kung fu movie you did son? There is a big difference between stillness and doing nothing? Screw it I’m just gonna kick the damn thing and see what happens.
What was it Jackie Chan taught you in that kung fu movie you did, son? There is a big difference between being still and doing nothing? Ah screw it I’m just gonna kick the damn ball.
Will Smith is demonstrating the opening sequence in his upcoming project, “Pele’, The Musical”!
Will Smith demonstrates the Quart of Blood technique. His son said Jackie Chan showed how to do it. Smith was overhead telling some well hung Footballers,”this is the Quart of Blood technique…do it an a quart of blood falls out of a guy.”
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said “You’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air”
Somebody tattoo stars on my balls. STAT.
Blue uniform guy: Hey “fine young cannibals” guy Is this fucker gonna kick the ball or lay an egg??
Roland Gift = FYC guy
THE CAUCASIAN MALE IN THE PHOTO [LEFT SIDE; “17”], LOOKS LIKE HE HAS AN ERECTION; AND, THE FOLDING OF HIS ARMS [A STANCE POPULAR AMONG MALES WITH LARGE PETERS] – IN COMBINATION WITH HIS SMILE – SIGNIFIES HE IS PROUD OF IT.
CHRISTOPHER ALLEN HORTON
Think like dory just keep breathing their laughing now, but they will be amazed when I go king yoga on their asses
I’m ready, kick me In the ball