OMG you guys.
It’s almost 5 am and I still can’t sleep.
I think it has something to do with the fact that I slept most of the day on Monday, but I can’t be sure of that. And the bummer about Seattle is that the days are super-long — meaning the sun is already coming up. The birds will start chirping soon and I will have to remind myself that I have, in fact, not done cocaine in a really, really long time, let alone last night. But the whole experience will perturb me exceptionally.
Anyway, I’m sure well-rested me would have a TON of funny things to say about the fact that former Home Improvement child star Zachery Ty Bryant is suing a San Diego hotel for tasering him when he drunkenly attacked the staff because they wouldn’t let him up to his hotel room because the room was in his wife’s name. Zach is suing for damages in excess of $25,000. Unfortunately, tired and soon-to-be perturbed me has nothing more to say than this: Honestly, Zach, do you need the money bad enough that it’s worth 8000 gossip bloggers and tabloids making fun of you for the next week? Is it worth having the fact that you got shit-faced drunk and acted like a huge boner broadcast to the world? Do you plan to grant exclusive interviews to OK! magazine now? Is this really what it’s come to?
Honestly, you would never see this kind of bullshit out of Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
Also: Zachery Ty Bryant is hot now. I’d do him.
Now you guys be funny about this in the comments while I go to bed.
Can’t sleep either. :-( It’s not even late here yet… ugh… and it’s wintertime… UGH.
Just want to remind everyone, Zach had one of the most fugly mullets in television history… I’d taze him just for that. Sadly, he was still thought of as the “normal brother” on Home Improvement (next to the “ugly rat-like brother” and the “midget brother.”)
Its 8:20 in Ohio and I’m at work so I’m up. Night!
It’s 10:20 here in Australia… and cold, oh so cold. :-(
Can you find a picture of this guy Evil Beet from the episode when he got the mostly fugly mullet haircut of all time to annoy Tim Taylor? It was the “coming of age” episode of Home Improvement… [Like the Brady Bunch ep;siode with Greg Brady (AKA Johnny Bravo) making Mike Brady’s den “groovy.”]
I’ve looked and only seen written comparisons between Jagr, Billy Ray Cyrus, Richard Dean Anderson, and this tool.
Bryan, not Bryant. Just FYI. I know it’s early :)
No Steffen, it’s not. The perso-anal people took her non-refundable money and messed up and placed her with some poor old fat toothless guy living with his Mom in a trailer off of Highway 80. Turns out those bogus websites that try to advertise on blogs aren’t all the are cracked up to be…
drugs are bad
which hotel in San diego? downtown? P.B.?
See I was never on the older brother bandwagon for Home Improvement. It was all Jonathan Taylor Thomas for me. Although I did have a dream once that I was an honorary princess and guys from around the world came to do this race course to win me and who came out ahead you ask? The boys from Home Improvement. They beat out Backstreet Boys AND Hansen in one go. Of course JTT won, slightly ahead of the tiny brother and Mulletboy.
I’m having a hard time remembering an episode with him other than the “OOoh make-up covers zits” one. Cause then the mullet made sense to me.
Yuck yuck yuck.
Jonathan Taylor Thomas? Yummi.
Zack Bryan? Yuck yuck yuck.
Also, what’s with all the Home Improvement kids having these weird, loong, cliche names?
Disturbing…
He’s suing for “loss of wages?” I’ve never been tasered, but I thought that once he was finished twitching and foaming at the mouth, he could just get up and resume being an arrogant jerk.
I have to do this: “Don’t tase me bro…”
Loss of wages, as a waiter? I love San Diego, and especially the hotel that tazed this tool. Book me a room stat!
Let’s do a three way
“Zachery Ty Bryant is hot now. I’d do him. ”
you really need to sleep
he looks awful!
ok I’ll write it now and only once
Adam Duritz, please come back!
he’s…. pink
Think of him what you want, but seriously, how can tasing be legal? Is it the middle ages or something where you just don’t care about people’s lives and human rights? I don’t get it. I hope they have to pay him a shitload of money. He attacked them, so what, they were more than him so why didn’t they just defend themselves or whatever. They risked his life there. Stupid ignorant people they are. Or sadists. Either way, they should be punished.
What the hell is JTT up to these days anyways?
Adru, I have been wondering the same thing. JTT was my ULTIMATE teenage crush, and it seems he’s dropped off the face of the earth. I tried googling him, and I couldn’t find any recent information about what the hell he’s doing these days! Anyone know?? Wherefore art my dear sexpot JTT??
Wat does this have 2 do with JTT