I’ve known Jenny McCarthy is bonkers since she started telling parents not to vaccinate their kids a few years back, but last night she took shit to a whole new level of bonkers as she took to Twitter to claim that police had swarmed Amanda Bynes‘ apartment in New York – news that she got from a “publicist” who’s apparently really a realtor (?) and a story that literally no one else confirmed and/or reported. This came just a few hours after Amanda took her hiker a few more notches up Crazy Mountain and posted two new selfies sans bra (nips covered, natch).
Here’s how it went down on Jenny’s Twitter:
She’ll probably remove all that shit later, but you know I ‘ve got screencaps on my desktop, girl.
Anyway, this story literally makes zero sense. First of all, what does any of this have to do with Jenny McCarthy? Second of all, why in the hell would this publicist/realtor or whoever the hell he is have this “info” that not even TMZ has confirmed (and they are on top of their shit)? Third of all, just why? Why?
So, were the police at Amanda’s place last night? Probably not. And if they were, it was probably a prank or some asshole “PR” person phoning them because they “want to help” (ie spread bullshit stories like this).
UPDATE!! Amanda has responded to Jenny on Twitter in one of the most hilarious mini-rants ever:
@jennymccarthy you’re ugly! Police weren’t at my house old lady! Shut the fuck up!
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) May 2, 2013
@jennymccarthy I need help? What are u talking about? Aren’t u 50 years old? I’m 27, u look 80 compared to me! Why are you talking about me?
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) May 2, 2013
UPDATE UPDATE!: Somehow, Amanda and Jenny have made up?
@jennymccarthy thanks! I’m sorry I offended you! You’re beautiful! I was lying! I’ll delete our tweets!
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) May 2, 2013
Oh, dear. I love that Amanda’s always calling people “ugly” and that she called Jenny an old lady! God, this girl needs help (but I sorta love it). Anyway, for getting to the end of this post, here’s a treat:
You know what today needs? Tits….more tits!
FACT: everybody loves tits!
Speakin ‘o titz, how’s your alabaster orbs?
Magical & natural, baybay. How’s your transition to silver fox goin’? Embracin’ that shit?
Actually very well, thank you for asking! The upstairs has been going on for 15 yrs, the downstairs just this past winter…..
the FULL report is that the publicist is actually Amanda’s ex-publicist, so he knows where she lives…AND he’s the one that made the call to the police after she posted the nudes. Do some digging first, guys…
The police can do a wellness check. But if she is fine and isn’t harming herself there is nothing they can do. A 50/50 hold is only 72 hours in a psych ward.
Amanda is just alone in NYC like so many other people. Just doing what she wants to do that doesn’t make her mentally ill.
I have to say the pot shots on Jenny calling her an old lady was pretty funny.
If you don’t think she is mentally ill, there must be lots of stories about her behavior over the last year that you haven’t read.
Hey, little mean rich bitch, excuse people for caring about you and wanting to help.
Attention whores of a different feather…….
Granted she has some issues…..but when Rihanna does this sort of thing it’s deemed sexy. Maybe she drunk tweets. IDK…..I’m over on my blog trying to stop cussing and you are over here going to town…..as you were
You could definitely see your expertise within the paintings you write. The arena hopes for even more passionate writers such as you who aren’t afraid to mention how they believe. Always go after your heart.
Amanda who?