Jaden Smith is a 14-year-old child star equipped with a molester mustache and a Jenner (NOT Kardashian, thankyouverymuch) girlfriend, so we can’t expect much sense to come out of his mouth. If you keep your expectations reasonably low, then his new interview with Wonderland won’t let you down. You see, Jaden’s worn his DVD of Men In Black out and has convinced himself that aliens are real – and that Obama is in on the cover up.
“I like aliens!” he says. “I think aliens are really cool, because they exist.” He’s got proof. On a trip to the White House with his dad (Men In Black superstar) Will, mother Jada and sister Willow, he found himself in the President’s Situation Room.
“I talked to President Obama about extraterrestrials. He said he could neither confirm nor deny the existence of aliens, which means they’re real. If people think we’re the only people that live in this universe, then something is wrong with them.”
Uh, okay. Jaden also blew a load of hot air up his own ass by talking about his upcoming mixtape which will apparently change hip hop, and of course his fashion line, which he’s sure is going to revolutionise the fashion world and comfort misfits – which he is, according to… himself – around the world.
Before saving the world, he’s got a spring line to launch. MSFtS (pronounced Misfits) is the label Jaden set up with Moises and Mateo Arias, with the designs inspired by their skating.
“It’s kind of just black on black. We all really like black, so almost everything in the line is black. Some would call it street goth. I would say it’s a fashion-forward street brand.
“I want it to be as big as possible, an all over the world thing. Because everybody can be a misfit. It’s not just a clique. People ask me if they can be misfits all the time. But everybody is a misfit.” Why’s everybody a misfit? I ask.
“I mean, they’re a misfit because they’re different. You’d have to ask them.” Do you ever feel like a misfit?
There’s a long silence.
“Every. Single. Second of my existence,” he sighs.
In what ways are you a misfit? “I’m always not following the rules, breaking stuff, running all over the place, trying to kickflip, like, just crazy things. You’d have to hang out with me for a day to see.”
Oh man, someone shut this kid up. I guess I can’t expect much else from Justin Bieber‘s best friend (why is a 19-year-old hanging out with a 14-year-old?) but he needs to step off his high horse, and quickly.
He’s 14! This is exactly how I’d expect him to sound–maybe a little better.
Black on black street clothes for skaters, now there’s something new and different lol.
He sounds like a little twerp who has spent his life having his ego stroked. Go to school kid, you’re going to need an education to fall back on when that fashion line doesn’t go anywhere, no matter how much money your parents throw at it. Well, maybe you don’t need an education when you have mom & dad’s money – please just go away.
this little brat isn’t even in high school yet and he thinks he’s king shit. Someone needs to knock his ass down a few pegs. I’ll NEVER understand why black people think blond hair looks good on them.
I cannot believe you say such nasty things like ‘molester mustache’ about a CHILD…and this post is just full of hate. What is wrong with you- you are a TERRIBLE blogger. Maybe you should take some Midol or Pamprin before you get online and stop taking out all your frustrations on people who want to be entertained and not, and not verbally vomiting on us…get some tact. Evil Beet has gone to the dogs, totally. I’m done.
@Luke, don’t blame the poor kid cuz your life aint worth s**t… This blog is full of hate! Tell me one thing. Has this boy personally ever wronged anyone of you? He’s 14 and famous… You did dumber things at his age that we just didn’t hear about cuz you were… Oh yeah, you aren’t famous, so we couldn’t hear about you. Let the boy have fun and you get a life. It’s not his fault he was born a Smith. You want a better life, blame your parents for not being rich or movie stars. Or better, go shoot yourself with grandpa’s gun and end your life of frustration!
Nothing is wrong with hate. I hate him, there, i said it. He is famous for doing nothing and the little prick thinks he deserves it. My life is worth shit. it is his life that is worthless. He is a taker, fair enough most kids are strictly speaking, but he will most likely be like this for the rest of his life. No one in his life will ever say no to him and he will never develop a redeeming character as result.
If one of my kids talks like this when he is 14 I will consider myself a failure if he is still talking this way when he is 15.
@mat… What can I say. I guess all them hollywood kids whose parents were stars from Kate Hudson, to Miley Cyrus and Jaden should come apologize to you, because obviously, you should be in their position– enjoying the fame and money… You forget Jaden had to work his ass off to pull off his stunts, oh yeah, he does his stunts himself… And by the way, nepotism wasn’t involved with Lindsay Lohan and see how she turned out… It’s the way we are as humans and u would do worse if you had half their wealth. But personally, I see nothing wrong in a teenager saying he believes in aliens. Why should u crucify him for that? Even NASA(adults by the way) theorize we may not be the only living beings in the galaxy… Don’t see u complaining about other spoilt kids in hollywood who got to the top thru nepotism and there are lots of them. So why hate on a lil boy, huh?… You are nothing but an hypocrite. You hate because you are worth shit… Get a life.
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everyones entitled to their opinion