We all know Harry Styles likes a woman who will put out, so he’s started texting with ghost lover and Johnny Depp eye f-cker Ke$ha – though hold your horses, cos there’s no sexy times just yet.
From E! Online:
“We’ve texted here and there,” Ke$ha exclusively revealed to me yesterday at the MTV Movie Awards. “No sexting—not yet. Maybe he can be my cougar bait.”
At 26, Ke$ha is seven years older than Styles. As 1D fans know, Styles certainly likes the older ladies.
“It could be really fun,” Ke$ha said.
Uh… how about no? I don’t think Harry has particularly discerning tastes or whatever (nor does she), but for some reason I cannot see this one happening. I think Harry would get freaked out by how absolutely f-cking mental Ke$ha is, and she’d probably not be too keen on all the STDs he’s got. ZING! I kid (or do I?) – either way, something tells me he didn’t respond to her last text after reading this.
he’s giving me buster poindexter vibes in that photo. ya know, music fans, that singer from the New York Dolls! ugly as sin, but awesome in Scrooged.
He wouldn’t be texting her back to shag because he has a boyfriend. Harry tries to show he’s gay yet media fails to ignore all of this and still show him as some womanizing boy.