Teen Mom Gets Screwed By James Deen In More Ways Than One

James Deen, beloved porn star turned actor turned porn star again, is known for playing it straight-up and not giving a sweet f-ck about his chosen career. So when Teen Mom Farrah Abraham (of the stupid MTV show) tried to pass off a video of her having sex with Mr. Deen as an “oopsie, this wasn’t supposed to be public” leaked sex tape, Mr. Deen was having none of her shenanigans.

From The Hollywood Gossip:

Deen tells TMZ he was contacted by an unidentified porn company to shoot a porno with Farrah Abraham over the weekend, and he did so.

He says the plan, initially, was to pass the porn off as a “sex tape,” but that was all a ruse that fell apart when he and Abraham were seen together.

James Deen and the MTV star were holding hands as they left Vivid Entertainment offices, holding hands, and the Farrah Abraham sex tape jig was up.

He says: “I think what happened is that [the company was] going to pass it off as a ‘sex tape’ and somebody saw us coming out of a building together.”

“People asked me what’s going on … so I was just like ‘we’re making a porno!” Deen won’t say if the “company” was in fact Vivid, but it looks like it.

Despite Farrah’s bogus protests – calling the reports “shocking” (and saying she’s an amazing mother and daughter) – Deen says she was behind it.

“Everybody’s trying to make this a story, but really [Farrah] wanted to make a sex tape,” James added, while reiterating that this is straight up porn.

The rumor is that Farrah was shopping an actual sex tape featuring her and an ex, but that she couldn’t get the proper releases signed and the deal failed.

Hahaha forever. Nice try, sweetie. Guess your music career didn’t work out quite the way you wanted it to. And I don’t EVER call people “sweetie”; that’s how much this annoys me.

HEY, BLIND GOSSIP, WHERE THE HELL IS THIS JOE JONAS SEX TAPE YOU PROMISED US? YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES!