Ray J is some sort of rapper but really we know him most fondly for his sex tape with Kim Kardashian. And he knows we know it. Thus, continuing to ride the sweet Kardashian train to relevant town, Mr. J dropped this gorgeous track, “I Hit It First”.
The song is a dazzling work of hilarity. Some lyrics:
I hit it I hit it I hit I hit I hit I hit I hit it first
I hit it I hit it I hit I hit I hit I hit I hit it first
Then he really lets his masterful lyrics come through:
She might move on to rappers and ballplayers
But we all know I hit it first.I had her head going North and her ass going South
But now baby chose to go West
I think I see what he did there. It’s difficult, as this song flirts with the levels of subtlety that Carly Simon’s “You’re So Vain” and Alanis Morisette’s “You Oughta Know” do, but if we listen carefully, we can decode that the messages in this song are perhaps about a relationship with Kim Kardashian but only PERHAPS.
I don’t know, if only we had another clue…let’s take a look at the single’s cover.
Could it…could it be?
By God.
considering the Kardashians are living in a world “delusion”and “FAKE”… this guy,for better or worse, is telling the truth.
Wow. What a charmer. Between this and “The Perfect Bitch”, the lady sure knows how to pick em.
You, Madame, have just won the internet
me thinks Kris Jenner paid him to do this.
While her terrible taste in fashion hasn’t changed, her face sure has!
Her face looked so much better back then; she’s a lame excuse of a human being but I do think she was pretty. Yeah, I said it…
Considering they filmed all of this for our viewing pleasure, how excited are we supposed to get??
Head, North/Ass, South: So….missionary??
Her Vagina is so used and abused,she had it lined with Teflon…..and thats wearin out.Nasty Bitch….Plain Grosss.
Kim is a nasty whore straight up so are her sisters but kim is the biggest whore ever
Good job Ray J, fuck kim shes not even human so who cares hope the whore becomes the laughing stock of the worl and it makes her cry lol is that mean oh well fuck the kardashiasluts im bumpin this all day!!
Whoa…