Macklemore, the rapper responsible for the catchy as hell Thrift Shop, freely admitted to TMZ that he’s jerked it in airplane bathrooms.
The “Thrift Shop” rapper was on his way to catch a flight at LAX last night when we asked if he’d ever thrown a mid-flight bone … something that’s become harder than ever to pull off these days.
Is it really “harder than ever”? Don’t you just walk in on a sleepy flight, lock the door, do it in a reasonable amount of time, wash your hands, and leave? Is there something I’m missing? Clearly I’ve never done this. When asked if he’s ever joined the mile-high club, Macklemore said no dejectedly and added,
I’ve jacked off in a lot of airplanes [in the bathroom], but I don’t think that counts as the mile-high club.
“Pop some tags” INDEED.
It’s hard to fit on your own in these bathrooms, and let me tell you from experience, two peopke fit even harder (even though my husband and I are relatively small and short). And it was such an acrobatic! I can’t say I actually enjoyed airplane sex, it’s was more exciting than anything else. We ended up pressing the help button by mistake, and it was so awkward! Two guys, on the other hand…I don’t know. It’s tricky.
::applause::
I heard an interesting story about a nearly vacant flight and HJs happening under blankets in the seats. Another option for our fellow kinks.
Peopke?! My phone hates me :)
I’ve screwed in my seat on a plane before. It wasn’t overly amazing mostly because you gotta go all kinds of slow and quiet. Mile High Club is overrated, IMO.
Sigh…my comment was awesome. Y U NO POST?