Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember, to succeed, we must first believe! Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.
As for last week’s Reece Witherspoon and Jim Toth picture, here’s the winner below:
Winner: anthony with “all ya true players raise your hands up in the air when you fart out loud and you just don’t care !!”
Runner-up: Cesare with “What do you mean, I have to clean up my mess?”
Now, get captioning on this week’s photo!
William: I’m not a Ferengi, you moron…”
“Yes William, you are most definitely a Windsor!”
“What is that? On your ear? No, on your left ear. Is that hair gel?”
See, I told you you can look straight through.
That’s not my finger…I said, pull my finger.
Is this your tickle button?
Is that your tickle button?
You shall lend me your ear, sir… whether you like it or not! I have many-a-problem to discuss.
Billy, your Grandmother called. She wants you home NOW!
The first true “Wet Willy” !!
“Wait a minute, this is a bloody wax figure!!!”
But Daddy said i could get a nickle out of there!
Pretty pretty earlobes
By pulling your ear I will prove to the world once and for all that the Royal Family are members of a shape shifting race of lizard people from another planet … never mind.