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More Bad News About Perez’s Clothing Line

An employee of the Hot Topic where Perez Hilton held his big meet and greet (we have pictures of the “crowds”!!) send this email into Jossip:

“Hello- I work at the HOT TOPIC where this piece of shit appearted on friday ( I was not working that day but showed up for shit n giggles ) ONLY 7 people showed up.SEVEN.That’s it.Mario was BEYOND upset texting and DEMENDING the right water,food,ETC he was a rude royal pain in the ass and BEYOND crass.Talking about scat porn,fisting some kid and otherbest left unsaid topics.My manager was trying to get people to come in to meet Perez by handing out $5 gift cards NO ONE WANTED TO MEET HIM! His mother and sister were there and he seemed to take it out on them (they are both fat BTW and smelled nasty!) anyways he left around 8:45PM without saying goodbye to anyone & looked like he had been crying like the little bitch he is. We sold a grand total of $6.45 of Perez Hilton items between 6PM – 9PM. My manager has already talked about discounting his ‘line’ !”

Ahhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Love it, love it, love it.

You guys, if I ever formally release a clothing line, it will be all miniskirts, fuck-me heels and t-shirts with Leo’s photo on them. You know, the kind of stuff I’d actually wear.

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  • You know, beet, I really don’t like the nastiness that is Perez Hilton. I have to admit that I still read his blog, if only to hear new music. There is a great blog that Lilly Allen wrote about him posted on his site and it just made me like her more. Strongly encourage you to read it. However, he has broken some great artists and given them exposure they otherwise wouldn’t have had. So I guess it’s a double edged sword with that guy.

    • Double edged sword? You can’t say that and mean that he’s done somebody some good! (certainly not miss Allen) He made fun of Lily Allen in June 2008 and ridiculed her for having a miscarriage. More bad news about Perez, there isn’t enough bad news about Perez. He helps nobody, he’s just another gushing bleeding at the lower lips fan of people that he writes about in a stupid blog! Even Katy Perry laughs at him, he loves her!

  • Double edge sword or not, he is just repulsive!! He does unfortunately give people exposure, but I refuse to be a part of it. Yes, little old me is taking a stand. Have you ever seen any of his interviews or vlogs? He reminds me of that dirty kid in school. You know the one – no matter how many showers the dirty kid takes, he will always seem just, well – dirty.

    Still lovin ya Beet, and on the same page.

  • I would totally wear Evil Beet apparel. Especially if there were thigh high boots and mesh tops ;-)

    I can’t help but feel a little bad for Perez. Not that I’m a fan, but because I can imagine the disappointment he felt.

  • I agree I still go to his site because he always has stuff first and I REFUSE to go to TMZ because they’re disgusting (showing little Matilda days after her fathers death?) And he has some great artists such as Robyn and Sia but he has been meaner than ever lately. I Hate the fact he tries to out celebrities and also accuse the ones he doesn’t like of being racist. His clothing line is Hidious though and I love how he says its directed towards his audience? What Gossip Gangster socks? Fuck that.

  • I imagine he gets his musical artist info from somewhere someone else could access…he’s a thief that way. If someone else with a blog, a blog sorta interesting (hint) would host the artists people wouldn’t have to spend hours in decontamination after going to that fucked up place of P’s. He’s no musical mastermind…he’s just good a thievery with somewhere to post his illgotten goods. Good for the artists and their exposure but I’d hate to be beholden to that troll for anything.

    He lives in fear and that’s why he’s such an ass. Karma’s a bitch…when she comes for him you’ll hear him scream like the girly girl he really is.

    Beet, those fuck me shoes can get pretty uncomfortable…you need to invent some daring, delish softies for after the stroll of shame in the sex on heels.;-)

    Peace!

  • Beet, love, if you sold clothes, I would buy them.

    Perez Hilton sucks hard, he looks terribly and I am sure he stinks.

  • I don’t mean to get all CSI here, but has anyone determined the authenticity of this email? How can we be certain this truly came from an employee and not some random person who dislikes Perez as much as Beet…

    Beet, regardless of how well or poor the turnout was for his meet and greet, and the sales of his line, continuing to take digs at Perez makes you appear petty and jealous. Just sayin’.

  • GOOD! That fatty needs a reality check cuz in his head he’s probably this HUGE celebrity with MAJOR power in the media or some bullshit like that! HE’s a nobody and everybody knows that!

    AND i think more people should tell this story so that he gets ridiculed like he does to everyone hahaha

  • I would for sure buy anything with Leo on it. Perez is just a bitter sexually repressed queen who isn’t that funny or informative.

  • PH has a short video produced by Hot Topic of his appearance. It is hard to tell how many people were actually there since there are no wide shots. The shots with PH are quick cuts so you can’t tell if they are of the same person over and over or not. I did count more than 7 peeps though. A lot of them look like my mother or like little kids. Is this his audience?

  • I don’t wanna be a party pooper but who the fuck is perez hilton i don’t know him really who the fuck he think he is????

  • Donkey Punch – I’d buy some of those fuck me heels but the only way I’d buy a t-shirt is if it had a Beet label on the inside and you nekkid on the front ;)

  • First! Oh, wait – wrong site.

    Your 15 minutes of fame are over, Perez. You’re shiteous, baby.

  • Omg the blatant passes at Donkey Punch begin! Count me in for a nekkid Donkey shirt!

    Beet, if you make a Leo shirt, especially if it has a cute or witty phrase, I will buy it.

  • Well, I’m not a Perez fan.

    I hadn’t seen his line and went to look at his stuff on Hot Topic’s website. (They have, I guess, what there is.)

    Yeesh. Talk about pure crap.

    I imagine there were around 7 people there. At least the stuff should’ve been cheap. Man.

  • I’d buy a beet shirt if she were on it in beet pasties, a mini skirt (with beet logo natch), and fuck-me heels.

    I’d even buy it with a big picture Leo in a doggie leather jacket & shades on the back with the caption: “Paws off. That’s my bitch.”

  • seriously not true i know some people that went and i asked them about this and they said he had way more then 7 people there was a crowd.

  • You had me at short skirts and come fuck me heels. Seriously.

    This made my day. Bless your little spy.

    **His mother and sister were there and he seemed to take it out on them (they are both fat BTW and smelled nasty!) **

    Every time I see his face nasty face I will think of his smelly family. Brillz.

    ** looked like he had been crying like the little bitch he is. We sold a grand total of $6.45 of Perez Hilton items between 6PM – 9PM. My manager has already talked about discounting his ‘line’ !”

  • Sorry, to finish up, I love that he couldn’t move $10 dollars worth of product and probably ate over $100 while he was sitting there blubbering away.

    Thank you, karma. Thank you.

  • You know what?
    When I read that, I laughed so much I swear a little bit of pee came out.

    He’s ruined Hot Topic for me.

  • Is EvilBeet shagtastic? I want pics.

    Having said that her personality and sense of humour are awesome so who cares. She could weight 300 pounds and have warts, I’d still offer my personal services.

    Call me…….

  • I was actually there that day. I saw people dropping cash!! People were spending more than $100 on his clothes. Why not? He has really cute clothes for dirt cheap. His cool graphic designed clothes sell for like $20, when Lauren Conrad’s cheap, shabby and bland dresses sell for $200. That’s ridiculous.

    This “Source” is bullshitting, completely!!!! My friend and I had to get in line, two at a time, because there were sooo many people there. I kid joo not. And Perez was sweet to everyone. His sister was a sweetheart.

    I don’t mind it when people talk shit if there is some sort of TRUTH to it. This is so false. I was there!!! I was a witness!

    xoxo

    La Coacha from ChismeTime.com

  • La Coacha, you are obviously biased and fabricating things…being that PH features you on his site now as a media personality.