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Jessica Simpson’s baby’s wiener is making her nauseous [The Superficial]

Is James Franco our generation’s great public intellectual? (No.) [Lainey Gossip]

January Jones brings the ice back to the US after a trip to Paris [Splash News Online]

Sofia Vergara is sizzling in a new shot for Machete Kills [Starpulse]

Tina Fey refuses to read mommy blogs [Celebitchy]

Kate Upton’s doppelganger is just nearly as sexy as she is [The Frisky]

Britney Spears gets some pampering time in at the spa [I’m Not Obsessed]

Halle Berry has some really great make-up [Yeeeah]

Charlize Theron has always been really stunning [theBERRY]

Mila Kunis is in a new photoshoot for Allure [G Celeb]

Terry Richardson gets unconventional with photography [Amy Grindhouse]

Jennifer Lawrence has no interest in being a sex symbol [Bohomoth]

Selena Gomez calls out Justin Bieber for being a toddler [IDLYITW]

Adriana Lima never stops looking good, I guess [MoeJackson]

Ice T’s wife CoCo may be having an affair [Bossip]

Carrie Underwood gets mistaken for Jessica Simpson in LA [Celezbter]

Ed Sheeran is going hip hop on us [PopCrush]

Jena Malone will be great in the Hunger Games sequel [ICYDK]

Jake Gyllenhaal has a new girlfriend, maybe [StarCrush]