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Jessica Alba Is Going to Be PISSED

You know how happy Jessica Alba gets when the paps snap photos of her pregnant belly, even when it’s covered up by layers of clothes and a huge bag?

Yeah.

So she’s just going to be delighted when she sees this shit.

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  • How many floatation devices do you count in this photo?

    (At least when I go to Hell, I’ll have friends waiting.)

  • I’d be pissed, too. I honestly feel kinda bad for this chick, because she gets CRUCIFIED for not being “smiley!” enough in paparazzi photos, and why the fuck should she look happy just to appease the media? Why should she give a shit what we think of her demeanor during a trip to Whole Foods or CVS or whatever?

    Imagine how pissed you get when random lecherous douchebags beg for sexual attention on the street, and now imagine being CONstantly trailed by those same assholes, except now they’re paid for it. And you can’t even get in your fucking pool without being stalked. Wow.

    I mean, she’s a millionaire specifically because she’s got a face that the camera adores, but I don’t think it’s cool to peer into someone’s personal life like that.

  • yea I agree with Ernestine and kmay. I kind of feel weird even looking at these pictures.. they seem so private and personal. like, where are they? if this is at her house then maybe these pictures should even be illegal? isn’t this classified as stalking? i feel bad. she hates the paps already, and honestly, i don’t blame her.

  • They aren’t that personal. It isn’t like we are looking into her bedroom and she has a dildo shoved up her ass.

  • That shit looks like one small ass pool.

    Donkey Punch:We already see her every single day w/ a dildo shoved up her ass. :)

  • No disrespect intended, but as soon as she started raking in millions as a celebrity, she either knowingly or perhaps unknowingly accepted that this is part of the deal. Maybe in a perfect world it shouldn’t be. But it’s not, so it is. If she can’t handle it, she should try working for what the average American earns and see if she likes that! Me thinks she would be begging someone to take her picture and she might even be in the mood to smile about it then!!!