Check out Angie on the cover of Vanity Fair this month.
Damn!
Whether or not she already gave birth, I think it’s safe to say that Angelina Jolie has some incredible twins.
ZING!
And there’s an interview, too, in case anyone cares. It’s the same old blah-blah-we’re-multicultural-and-beautiful-and-saintly bullshit as usual. Nothing new here.
Shes so gorgeous.
Some more photos ? :P
What must it feel like to be the icon of beauty of the world? and married to the most desirable man in the world?
I think she already gave birth to her twins, they are on the cover with her …
I hate her hair and the expression on her face in this photo.
And I’m usually a huge Angie fan.
I normally think she looks very pretty
– especially lately. However- this is so overly photoshopped it looks eerie.
HATE HER, HATE HER, HATE HER, HATE HER, CRACKHEAD MOMMA IS MORE LIKE IT
barely recognizable in this pic
which IMHO is unnecessary bad work
The photoshop stuff is out of control. I looked at this and thought, “this looks a bit like Angelinahome-wrecker, but it can’t be her” ……..it’s too much this fixing of faces and bodies.
She looks like Janine Turner, that chick from Northern Exposure.
Is that the only look she knows how to do?
I love all these cries of *PHOTOSHOP!* *PHOTOSHOP!*
It’s ANGELINA, people. I’m sure she got some dark circles removed and whatnot, but the original canvas was pretty extraordinary.
She’s so exotic for a honky. I will always love her and little flycatcher Shiloh together.
Not to much looks like her. What the heck happened to her? If being with Pitt makes her want to look like this . Please leave him.I miss her bug eyes and pug nose. Really I think she looked much better before they eye and nose and chin surgery.Stop trying so hard Angie. And please get rid of the breast implants. You looked better before .
She still has tramped through Hollywood breaking up family’s, she might be Saint Angelina to everyone else but a home wrecker is a home wrecker. And she is not a class act, no matter how much money you donate or how many children you adopt.
Her head is a perfect egg shape!
I ALSO love all of the boob job implications and accusations. SHE’S PPPPPRRRRREEEEGNANT, people!!!
Yes, she’s gorgeous, and she’s done a fantastic job of image repair the last few years, but I still think she’s crazier than a bag of cats!
This doesnt even look like her!!!!
Well said, Melanie!
She looks scary in this photo. and she looks like she is wearing a Barbie wig……ickkkk.
Her boobs are gonna be deflated and stretchy in like 6 mths. Yeah they look nice now but she won’t be able to keep the get-pregnant-every-15-mths-gig forever.
Better to just be small, healthy and happy (and not psychotic, and not break up marriages)
she’s gorgeous. end of story.
i agree with lau_ren.
end of storyy forreal!
i have to say one more thing.
atleast now that she has kids and she is over the whole drug thing in her life she is doing a amazing job at being a mother and not doing crazy shit…she soo pretty
I totally agree, Lauren and Irene!
And that’s all. :-)
@ melanie
you can’t take something that doesn’t want to be taken.
it’s brad pitts fault as much as it is hers.
& sometimes marriages just don’t work out.
you don’t know that was going on behind closed doors.
I like her more without make up, she looks awesome still :)
shes gorgeous.
Not my fave, at all., OK I loathe her, but she is much more beautiful without the high hair & red lipstick. She is a natural beauty.
You have to remember that we are so used to pictures being airbrushed by photoshop that if it wasn’t airbrushed people would complain even more: ‘Oh my god, look at her dark circles, OH MY GOD and look she has a bump on her skin!’ We are used to their bodies being perfect. I think we should also keep in mind the fact that this picture is an art work, shot by a photographer and Angie had a stylist make her over, the way VANITY FAIR wanted her to look for THEIR cover…
Now that I read this over I realize that this defeats the purpose in the blog, but people keep complaining about shit being airbrushed, if your face was blown up that big in a photo and sold to the whole country, you would want it to be airbrushed too.
I didn’t even recognize her. I don’t understand the point of this tacky-looking cover. She’s been acting like a saint the past couple of years. This gives the impression that she’s moving on to another phase. I wonder how long it will be before she dumps Pitt’s ass.
Mothers are supposed to love their children, I don’t know why everyone falls at her feet for doing something that you’re supposed to do.
It’s like that Chris Rock bit about how you’re supposed to take care of your kids, what do you want? A cookie?
I completely second Leeho’s comment. Angelina Jolie’s a home wrecker? Yeah, what about Brad. in such instances it’s alway implied that the man is a faultless victim of circumstance- I mean, what else was he supposed to do what with her “throwing” herself at him right? How about KEEP IN YOUR PANTS, Brad. How about have a little self-control. How about remembering your vows. But no, instead BOTH BRAD and ANGIE as consenting adults decide to engage in an adulterous relationships. Who wrecks the marriage? In my book, the one who’s already married and makes the conscious decision to break the vows. Obviously, if Brad was in a fulling relationship with his former wife he would have never even considered hurting her in such a way or leaving for another women. He did though, and honestly, he seems happier now that he did before.
How lucky am I??? I actually look like Angelina. Eat your hearts out, bitches!!!
OVERoverrated.
Am I the only one in the world who thinks she’s not all that?!!
she looks better when she has her hair straight… the St. John’s ads are very good. This is cheesy. Her hair all big like a news anchor from the midwest. There is nothing artistic going on. It ages her as well.
She says she has martial arts training, guns, knows how to us it and if you bother her, her family or Brad and she will have no problem with knocking your lights out or shooting you!
she was hotter in hackers
shes gorgeous. and her hair exploded
this woman is beautiful and sexy and all the superficial words that you’d use to describe outward beauty…so why the over-the-top BIG hair… she doesn’t need to be Vanity-Fair’d by Vanity Fair…she’s Angelina Jo-f’in-lie